L’élu

Un amoureux des femmes fatales, Billionaire, Human Rights Activist, Homewrecker, Global Artist, Drunk Driver, Christian ✝️

[L’élu @floyeux]

5 years from now I'll look at my twitter and realise i had it all figure out but it was just in code

[Unbased🧛🏿 @unbasedsavage]

Nah gramps a gooner 💀

[L’élu @floyeux]

Hi

[Malik B @malikbazille]

when you run into your old fling at a function 😂😂😂

[L’élu @floyeux]

do white people say nigga in their head or is there a space? like a comma or somn? This shit be keeping me up at night

[L’élu @floyeux]

@coi_leray it don’t matter i just want you

[L’élu @floyeux]

wont buy spotify premium thats just the capitalists trying to take more of my income every month! ( i have no money) SOTD SHOOTOUTS IN SOHO CUZ SOMEONE DEADASS LET GO SOME SHOTS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

[L’élu @floyeux]

where am i

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I got hella hoes

[L’élu @floyeux]

I am wealthy asf

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I am god's favorite

[L’élu @floyeux]

I am smart asf

[L’élu @floyeux]

Bruh i could just use twitter as a journal or somn hold on let me write down some affirmations

[L’élu @floyeux]

wait they have porn on here??? my christian god fearing eyes....🫣

[L’élu @floyeux]

Hope my future gf not looking at my tweets rn i swear baby im not a loser

[L’élu @floyeux]

If you seeing this and we happen to find a way to get rich together we gotta split it 70/30 favoring me cuz i twoted it first

[L’élu @floyeux]

calling another man "boss" is like calling him "daddy" - Dame Dash

[L’élu @floyeux]

i was gonna say i hope my future boss dont see my tweets but i really dont plan on having a boss in the future tbh

[L’élu @floyeux]

worst hummingbrid i ever seen

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what kind of bird even is the #twitter logo?? #askingtherealquestions

[L’élu @floyeux]

If you following me you can't unfollow you in too deep cant back out now