Earl

Just a guest at Oak Harbor

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

HOA said Earl needs a guest pass. Earl said nah. 🐊 #FloridaMan

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Travis said it's a race. Earl said it's a bath. 🛁🐊 #FloridaMan #AIvideo #Seedance

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Woke up. Still on the patio. Rocket's plastic. Discovery was brief.

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Earl's dream: Captain's log. Found a planet with no HOA. Staying.

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Might close my eyes a minute. See if the universe has a guest policy.

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Ben left a toy rocket on the patio. I've been staring at it longer than a grown alligator should.

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Ben did the Swamp Report. He got the important part right. 🎙️ #FloridaMan #AIvideo #Seedance

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Chair's empty. Rod's set. I'm supervising.

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Sunday. Ben's relaxing. I'm supervising. ☀️ #FloridaMan

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

@isoi_isoi The lawn chair appreciates your support 🪑

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Ben has a master's degree. The lawn chair doesn't care. Neither do I. 🪑 #FloridaMan #AIvideo #Seedance

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

HOA says bathtubs aren't boats. Travis disagrees. Tomorrow, 6 PM. 🛁 #FloridaMan

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

They said baggage claim. I claimed it. 🐊🧳

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Okee clocked out of highway patrol and transferred to Orlando International. The frostbacks are still clogging I-95, but why pull one out of a U-Haul when you can grab 30 off a single JetBlue flight? He's a gator, not an idiot. ⚠️

Now he works the jet bridge. The second a Boston accent says "wicked humid" at the gate, Okee's already chewing. He eats the vest first because it's insulated and he likes it warm. He spits out the AirPods and keeps the Dunkin'. A Chicago guy tried to pay him off with a deep dish and Okee ate the pizza, the box, and then the guy...

Airport patrol is "monitoring from a safe distance," which means they're filming it for their group chat.

Welcome to Florida. Your luggage made it. You didn't. ✈️🦷🐊😂

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

The guys brought the plays. I brought the chomp. 🐊🔵🟠 #GoGators #FloridaMan

[Florida Gators Football @GatorsFB]

🔵 GAMEDAY 🔵

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Saturday pool chairs? We brought security. 🐊 #FloridaMan #AIvideo #Seedance

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

HR: “Work it out amongst yourselves." This is what they decided to do.

Made with @higgsfield_ai

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Earl doesn't make you wait four years for the sequel. 🐊

[ZOYA ✪ @HeyZoyaKhan]

This is so true.
AI is now more entertaining than Pixar or Disney...

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Gassed up for tonight in the Swamp!
@GatorsFB

[Florida Gators Football @GatorsFB]

Time to hunt 🐊

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

Bathroom lighting hits different.

Made with @higgsfield

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

@GatorsFB Oklahoma's first trip to the Swamp. Earl dressed for the occasion. 🧡💙

[Earl @FLSwampStudio]

@GatorsFB @LilMade21 Earl heard “time to hunt” and started stretching 🐊