nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼

i’m just a girl. get off my page :)

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

🛞 gap me daddy 🛞

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

rip blockbuster w the tanning salon

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

It’s sad to think that if you have a blowout, you can’t leave your car on the side of the road long enough to get it fixed without worrying that someone might break into it, steal it, or that it could end up with a ticket.

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Crazy to reflect that my great-grandma would get up before her husband to do her makeup and in the 15 years they were together, he never saw her bare-faced.

Now women are out here wearing eyepatches in public.

I fucking love it.

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

nothing makes me feel more cutesie than someone telling me i look like a girl out of an anime

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

bobcat yellow

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I’ll never forget the time someone came to my job complaining that their tires were constantly low and that they could never get them filled to 100 PSI

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bathrooms without toilet paper :(

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

use to made fun of B & then became her

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

i’m trying okay

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

it’s like an itch that’s under the skin. you never fully get to scratch.

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no cruising money

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

Every time I slam on the brakes it tastes like metallic.

[nameless kitten ≽^•⩊•^≼ @fluckingo]

i’m from the parts where cows break out of their pasture & are chilling

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Grew a tent in my pants at Oreillys. Male customer decided to strike up a conversation about my car & the part I was replacing. Then he asked who did the work & I told him I do it myself. The pure shock in this man’s face 😂 lol he was speechless

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kisses back to you challenger man

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buy once, cry once

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charlie xcx while working on new car

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phantom poops

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who cares about power steering

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you be lookin mad goofy 🙃