Kelly Flude

Welcome 👏🏼

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

I am TIRED of being ALONE

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

Nighttime zoomies hit different

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

All panic but no disco

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

I wish I could always wear sunglasses so I don't have to worry about if I'm making too much eye contact.

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

If I had three wishes, I would:
1. When you Google a recipe, it just comes up with the recipe, not their whole life story, with a recipe at the bottom, also covered by ads.
2. Make coleslaw illegal
3. Throw all salad cream into a pit and watch it burn (also make it illegal).

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

Damn, specsavers be messaging me more than my boyfriend.

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

❎️Communicating with your parents that when you're in your room, you need space.
✅️ burning Incense (which they hate) to keep em out.

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

I really like broccoli

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Just that occasional reminder to sort your issues out before you have kids xx

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

A little girl asked me if I was Mrs claus bc I was wearing my afghan coat 😆 I should've said yes

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

My guardian whatever is laughing at me rn I know it.

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

I wonder what it feels like to have a quiet, peaceful mind?

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

(Talking about how misleading and manipulative adverts are) "that's not my family, that's a dead bird" ~G 2023

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

I'm such an asshole

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

This is NOT my healing era 🤣

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

Iykyk

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I been drinking the dumb fuck juice again :/

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

I think 2023 is the year I snapped

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

IM GOING CRAZY GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

[Kelly Flude @flude_kelly]

My mum brought tupperware for items in the kitchen. I stood, looking at it, heavily breathing for 10 mins. Fucking LOVE tuppaware