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the seductive danger of athleisure

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dragged straight to hell by this waiter: "sorry, I looked right at you and was like 'no, this miller lite isn't yours, you're vodka soda'"

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@tashalae Fuck!!!!!

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@tashalae I went to turkey for 3 days over Thanksgiving when I was 24 and honestly had a nice time

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@mmsees Party on lol

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@mmsees I'm not here any more to the degree that I apparently don't have DMs any more but ayyyyyyyyy mm victorious

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does anyone still here remember the stairwell mattress saga lol

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The #NHL superstar Connor McDavid talks about getting roasted by Edmonton locals and escaping "worst dressed" status as a young pro

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year 7 of this bit

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happy 10+ years of this bit 🥲

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is it too mean to bust out sad teddy bear connor mcdavid today?

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why am I supposed to feel sorry for Connor McDavid, at least when HE finishes wasting his entire 20s he's gonna have like 100 million dollars

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connor mcdavid you will never win a cup :)

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Look a lot of people think I hate mcdavid and that's not true at all, I'm rooting for him (to save his own life by requesting a trade)

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Tht feeling you get wen you know its over

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@tashalae ok des moines IS a little bit funky

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@tashalae Oh my god lol

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@tashalae Maybe i should do that from 2 jobs ago lmfao

[the merry wörm @zenyanna]

i need men to stop telling me what they think about the game of thrones series finale. i want lyonel baratheon to impregnate ser duncan the tall. the level that i'm operating on is so far outside your comprehension

[baby jane 🍓 @janedazey]

dan egan and amy brookheimer i am so sorry that you weren’t allowed to be the sordid villainous conniving ruthless heartless evil social climbing co-parent monsters that we all know you deserved to be

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@tashalae It made my (good) boy cousin who only ever lurks on ig make a whole story lol

[dn @fluff_fluff]

@tashalae I'm a L and could have done a M for higher impact but it was too annoying to wrestle on and off