@JamesMelville Can you not just say I’ve been ill and had a few duvet days the reference to a mini lockdown takes me to a place I want to forget! Hope you get well soon
After 15 pints of wheat beer on a business trip in Germany, I awoke to surprisingly feel not too bad, stood up from the bed, farted, followed through and covered the bed and most of the bedroom in liquid shit. Turns out I have a wheat beer I tolerance
Taylor Swift starts watching the NFL after dating a player
Can only assume Harry Styles is having it off with someone in the Luton team then
As It Was
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