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the bare-minimum doesn’t excite me.

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My coworkers are so clutch. I was looking up how much a cookie tote from McDonald’s cost and my coworker walks in the door with insomnia cookies 😮‍💨😭

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“Ur in her dms my truck is leaving oil stains in her driveway”

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I know Wendy’s thin mint frostys hate to see me coming

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My coworkers are really like my lil family

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Stassi is my home girl. But she needs to wrap this stomach bug up

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Having to switch back to day shift @ work while in the middle of crashing out should be illegal

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My intuition is never wrong. NEVER

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Ugh. Just keep going. Doing the right thing

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When people assume you’re an anxiously attached person but you’re actually a fearful avoidant 🤩

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I’m actually insane i think

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My dream girl is NOT bisexual

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Tik tok would get banned on the nights that I’m locked in at work😒

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Pulling into Home Depot bumping webbie & boosie

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I need to buy a 66’ riviera by tomorrow

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Getting a new puppy when you just got rid of the puppy you got last year less than 6 months ago is crazyyyyyy. If you “didn’t have time” for that one then you don’t need another one

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My coworker said “ay u trynna get in on this?” And then pulls out a bottle of pepto bismol 😂

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Both My dogs are getting old, my heart cannot handle this

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Working at a plant is so wild, I’m eating dinner at 11:50PM, getting ready to climb a 150ft column and i just bought a new truck this morning.

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Having a Pisces moon is just basically living in dreamland and everything is an illusion

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I love having my midhaven in Taurus. That’s so good for me