Jasper the cat 🐾

A cat. With occasional opinions and a permanent family of humand I adopted. I even have an Instagram thing. #CatsOfTwitter

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Rumour has it not everyone sees my Instagram so here's one I took yesterday. #selfie #nailedit

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

@purplepenguin81 @PickliciousF I'm definitely adding that to my to do list. Sounds like a hoot.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

I find the name of the twitter handle @ShouldHaveCat highly offensive.
But, here we are.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Chilling with some friends

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Too damn right. #biased

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Dogs are too humanised these days. They should be sleeping in kennels in the back yard not in your bed wearing matching personalised pyjamas.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

I adopted myself a mini-me a few months back and she's growing on me. Think I might keep her.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Not going to lie. I absolutely love the Christmas tree 🎄 being up. Twinkly lights. Shiny balls.
What's not to love!

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

@TeleEnvironment Hold up! Other cats are allowed OUTDOORS!?
#imprisoned

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

But yes, I'd be the perfect model.
I know this because I've seen my reflection.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Keep getting messages on IG saying "your cat would be a perfect model" etc.
"Your cat"?
I'm nobody's cat. I am my own cat.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

I'm 7. That's 44 in your years.
@PetsatHome #VIPpetsbirthday

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

@SlenderSherbet We do. Especially if we've just been given a bath.
Margaret's not my boss. She can't tell me what not to do.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

A bath. I was given a bath! Oh, the humanity!
Imagine the indignity, if you dare.
#AbsolutelyFuming

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

@NicoleArbour This tweet is my calling.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Looked out the window this morning and you'll never guess what I saw.
Birds. In MY garden. The cheek of it.
I'm absolutely livid.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

This is my version of an action shot.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Got my human to put the fan on. Not gonna lie, it's bloody fantastic.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

My name is Jasper.
They call me Jazzy (how original) and McGaffney (WTF?)

[Nadia Bolz-Weber @Sarcasticluther]

Question of the day: 1. what is you pet’s name? but, 2. what do you actually call them?

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

With all due respect... Get bent.
I am cat. I am amazing.

[Jasper the cat 🐾 @fluffy_jasper]

Happy #Caturday
#CatsOfTwitter