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Another one bites the dust

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Being on a diet really kills my energy I can’t keep my eyes open

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Starting to think I’m just asphalt. Always used and constantly run over

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@VanessahVengenz Shooooot I guess I better do the same

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Sad boi time the gym is closed today😭😭

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If elastigirl from the Incredibles can stretch her body at will does that mean child birth was a breeze?

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Nothing like a small bit of food poisoning to put you right on your ass

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It's all fun and games until a woman rolls up and does a warm up hip thrust your max squat

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Never knew how hard it was to squat 225. until I had to do it with some dude stare me down while he's in the hot tub

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The best part of being blind without my glasses is that when I workout I can take off my glasses and blast my music to drift off into my own world

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Am I the only one that imagines all podcasts In the form of wes Anderson films?

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Kinda hurt my calves rip

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Jolly ranchers are the boneless lollipop

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I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm WAY dumber and less capable than I thought

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Life really be making it hard to be positive and upbeat these days

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I know more about being a mechanic than I realized

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When does a group of people officially become a crowd of people?

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@BrandonMHead11 Or old school four loco 🧐

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Whatever you do don't combine caffeine and melatonin 🫠

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It's embarrassing to let one rip when doing a crunch as someone walks past

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