Fluffy slippers

Look at yourself in the mirror like, "What the fuck?"

[Fluffy slippers @fluffyslip]

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you

[Fluffy slippers @fluffyslip]

Mercury is in ramadan

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Lucrative

[abby govindan @abbygov]

insane that men are like "not all men" but every single straight girl i know has dated more psychopaths than normal people

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#chrisdelia is a creep and anyone still defending him or anyone like him is on the wrong side of history

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Pistachio is a great gelato flavour but an abhorrent sweater colour

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audacious is the best word

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Nelly furtado is the only celebrity who i wish well

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female adult adhd is soooo under diagnosed can we please take a fucking hot minute to pour one out for the homies

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I feel like I should have deep down known that Creepy Chrispy Delilah #chrisdelia was what he was because his whole comedy theme is misogyny and being a narcissist but HEY that's on realising and growing ya know

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i got my cat an automatic cat feeder so he would stop screaming at me now he screams at me and the machine

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i do not believe in astrology do not ever mention mercury marmalade around me i will scoff at you

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i have jury duty tomorrow this is the second time the universe knoweth i love the drAma

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once i get on ritalin it is OVER for you hoes

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my light brown short sleeved turtleneck is more powerful than the rage of the seven seas

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i used to want men to like me now i realise i am a literal god an they are shit underneath ma shoe

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feeling fine and drinking win

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Currently learning the difference between butterflies and a fight or flight response so I can stop falling for sociopaths #dating

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Now who's that peaking in my window
Nobody 'cus I live in a penthouse