Sam

Capes and pocket watches should be a normal part of our wardrobes

[Sam @flugualbinder]

@ConfusedSW @TheEXECUTlONER_ In theory, you are correct, and this is how it’s supposed to work. The problem is assuming that grown ass adults are willing to take turns

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@DavidSh30581169 @Kaos_Vs_Control You should. Your stupidity is betraying the country.

[Sam @flugualbinder]

@fifimcfae I’m guessing that “one of the biggest cities in the country” is why you have to wait so long. Because I’m in a small city the last three specialists I got referred to took 11, 5, and 6 days, respectively, to get appointments.

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@hell_line0 If that were true, why would women choose to spend DAYS in labor, instead of pushing the baby out like a poop?

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@DudespostingWs Yeah, he had to go inside to change his pants

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@WaukeshaAlerts Gross

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@ICEgov You fail at everything. You’re a goddamn joke. Don’t believe me? Then why the fuck am I still here illegally? If you’re so great at your fucking job, why haven’t I been deported yet?

[Sam @flugualbinder]

@ICEgov Fuck you, you Nazi dickheads. I FUCKING DARE YOU! Come here! Come find me! Let’s have a fucking chat. I fucking beg you.

[Sam @flugualbinder]

@MarcoFoster_ @maddow @MaddowBlog I can’t wait for the day he’s murdered. I’ve never been a proponent of violence but this is the point I’m at. This is how shitty the situation has become. I want to see his brains splattered all over that newly renovated bathroom.

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Kavanaugh is a fucking disgrace

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@WaukeshaAlerts It’ll be interesting to see if it ends up being like the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit, where the lady was dragged through the mud for years until people took the time to learn the facts about the case and learn the part about McDonald’s repeated negligence.

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@3puddles @WaukeshaAlerts THANK YOU!

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@KenMaren @WaukeshaAlerts Hmm…didn’t realize a decade in prison was a reward 🤔

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@Kotas18 @WaukeshaAlerts Except that’s not how the law is set up?

[Sam @flugualbinder]

Alright, it is time.

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@DBrink62 @WaukeshaAlerts Because not all of us that work second shift are fortunate enough to have cars

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@RosannaPansino Those are cute!

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@EugeneLeeYang Aww! He’s so cute! That little bow tie took me over the edge! 🥹

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@WaukeshaAlerts The kids that do this need to go on that Scared Straight show

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@surfbro619 @nocontextmemes So she should go to school naked? Wtf