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I had talent in a previous life.

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Songs I would never sing at karaoke due to unacceptable mispronunciations, an occasional thread.

1. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words
“Hyperbole”

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Aw man, not Giles…

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Buffy and Ted Lasso star Anthony Head dies at 72 https://t.co/M77DsVA6Fc

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Trying and failing to sign up for a link to the Phoebe Bridgers presale feels like she’s already trying to weed out phone users before the gig even goes on sale.

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Shortening margarita to “Marg” is a quick and easy way to let everyone know that you’re the absolute worst. It just saves time!

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Cheerleaders have gone woke now.

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I don’t know what The Saturdays did to piss off their stylist on the day this photoshoot took place, but I hope they learned their lesson.

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I’m going to start a band called Ketamine Bladder

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Woman warns of 'ketamine bladder' after drug use scarred hers for life https://t.co/Fu1XUXuytY

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@BBCNews Counterpoint: No, they don’t.

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Man who wants to do war in “We should be doing war” shocker.

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UK in most dangerous period I've known, military chief says https://t.co/oKrIfn7tU5

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What a Mickey Mouse operation.

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GIG UPDATE: Mull Historical Society. It’s been a while since I’ve been to a meeting, but fortunately my membership card is still valid so I was able to pay my dues and once again be treated to an evening in the company of one of the greatest songwriters this country has produced.

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Tonight’s gig is in a literal church. I feel like I’m about to see The Last Dinner Party. (I am not about to see The Last Dinner Party)

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Run with Mo!
We’ve got everything you need
Run with Mo!
We are free

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Thom Yorke, pictured here taking a crazy chance and going a crazy dance.

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Listening to Hilary Duff’s (Mine) album of re-recorded versions of her bangers and I am reminded that “You always dress in yellow when you wanna dress in gold” from Why Not is the sort of lyric that Thom Yorke could only dream of writing.

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I am convinced that whoever invented tapas did so with the express intention of designing a restaurant which would give me the worst dining experience imaginable.

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Alternatively, don’t do this unless you’re an absolute psychopath.

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Actually, I can, a table full of “sharing options” rather than just ordering for yourself, WHICH THEY ALSO RECOMMEND!

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Wealth and Hellness would be an excellent name for a fourth Charly Bliss album. Just saying…

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some of you are so preoccupied with health and wellness when you should really be focused on your Wealth and Hellness

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@IanScrivener5 Yeah, it was properly amazing, especially as Rilo Kiley were one of those bands I just assumed I’d never get to see live. Tempted to go and see them do it all over again tonight in Shepherd’s Bush!

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GIG UPDATE: Rilo Kiley. Sometimes when you’re at a gig you’re really fucking at a gig and I was _really_ fucking at a gig. Shoo-bop-shoo-bop my baby, indeed.