billy

my name bill - I am always just outside of your peripheral vision - my Borat impression is better than yours *clears throat* my wife

[billy @flunkyscrump]

Tanum Fax

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Rest in peace, Ted. You were a damn good friend and an even better podcast host. Such a shame you had to die today

[billy @flunkyscrump]

Some of you never played as the banker in Monopoly and it shows

[billy @flunkyscrump]

this guy gets it

[deerdor @deerdordeerdor]

@flunkyscrump when I don't get my coffee I become the white monster #relatable

[billy @flunkyscrump]

Why doesn't all coffee taste like white monster

[billy @flunkyscrump]

the guy who invented hot glue guns must have been a little freaky

[billy @flunkyscrump]

carbon monoxide leak so boring, gonna take a nap

[billy @flunkyscrump]

They call me mr wolf the way it's dinner time😈🐺🐺🔥🔥

credit to my Dad

[billy @flunkyscrump]

"washing machines live longer with calgon"

I am washing machine and my calgon is drugs and alcohol

[billy @flunkyscrump]

@theonethegreen are you flirting with me

[billy @flunkyscrump]

Taskmaster is the British equivalent of the Squid Games

[billy @flunkyscrump]

@theonethegreen what do you think I'd be the best at

[billy @flunkyscrump]

I swallowed an airtag so if I ever get lost I can find myself

[billy @flunkyscrump]

*likes your Instagram story* (flirting)

[billy @flunkyscrump]

skibidi this and skibidi that- I just want true love man

[billy @flunkyscrump]

@theonethegreen your fatass would probably just buy another UberEats instead of standing on business

[billy @flunkyscrump]

UberEats driver got the wrong address, couldn't let that slide.

[billy @flunkyscrump]

ready to make some mistakes this new years🔥

[billy @flunkyscrump]

she *metal pipe sound effect* on my *brick sliding sound effect* until I *tom and jerry scream sound effect*