FlunkyThoughts

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

When did making content in your car become a thing ?? All that time I spent crying and singing in my car in high school and college you telling me I could have been recording. #influencer #missedMYcallin

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Not sure if I am sweating so hard cuz I am really pushing myself in the gym or it’s just too damn hot and I’m out of shape. #oppressiveHeat #YidontWorkOut

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Wonder if I can get a copy of my X-ray from the TSA security line? Seems like a cheaper and quicker option than actually getting an X-ray of my leg…… #shithurts #fantasy

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

@barstoolsports Can you imagine sitting anywhere near that massacre? You will be coughing up hairballs for the next 2 weeks.

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Every time I hold an iPhone without the case I’m reminded how I am not rich enough to proceed without the phone case. Love the feel can’t handle the anxiety. #iPhone14 #fasterbutsafer #fantasy

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

God probably hates Fantasy football weekends. sure buddy never seen you in the church but let me make sure the Detroit defense gets a pick 6 for you, I’ll get to the starving kids and the sick later. #FantasyFootball #DetroitLions

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Can you imagine how much money they would make if Lowe’s and Home Depot would sell beer? #BlackFriday #lowes #homedepot

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Watching John wick again just amazes me how his pants never rip. Skinny pants and all that fighting. I need some of that fit. #JohnWick #skinnypants

[Rob “Stats” Guerrera @StatsOnFire]

Think about this, and then realize we’re still measuring first downs with two sticks and a chain.

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Guys running on the treadmill at the gym at top speed, what are you running from brah ? If your ex is that scary tell the brotherhood so we can all stay away but don’t give yourself a heart attack #exesINTexas #runbabyrun #gymshark

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Didn’t realize halal guys was sponsoring the chiefs coachs hats. #TNF #halalguys #KansasCityChiefs

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Eating a salad for lunch to make sure I stay in fine physical shape for the draft tonight. Gotta make sure I stay limber and light. #FantasyFootball #heatwave #physicalfitness

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Has anyone had dumplings or pizza rolls without burning the roof the mouth? Asking for tricks of the trade.

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

How much whiskey tasting is not tasting and just drinking now. #tasting #nojudgement

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

I need the next undercover boss to live a month on that employees monthly salary. I don’t care to see you wipe donkeyshit off your forehead I wanna see you balance that mortgage and kids “college fund” on your company’s lowest paid employees salary. #undercoverboss #lifeshard

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Am I on the right Twitter ? I thought it would X by now, all I see is the bird #ElonMusk #Twitter

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

@funekeonline Obviously that part hasn’t worked for him 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Has anyone considered that checo doesn’t want to win a race he just wants to race. Starts from the back of the pack and just pick ‘em off one by one. Why get bored at the front when you can razzle dazzle in the back. #BritishGP #checo #vroomvroom #checo

[FlunkyThoughts @flunkythoughts]

Does anyone have information on how many miles these ball kids at Wimbledon cover? I guess I can take the info in kilometers as well. They look like they are hauling ass. #wimbledon2023 #pickitup #putitdown