liza

man of means

[liza @fluridad]

had a nightmare about using the gender neutral bathroom at my old high school at the same time as my entire graduating class

[liza @fluridad]

HOW DID THE DAN AND PHIL MEET AND GREET TIX SELL OUT IMMEDIATELY IN MPLS IM SAD

[liza @fluridad]

the kpop stans have infiltrated radio k
WE DONT EVEN HAVE THE SONG OKAY

[liza @fluridad]

pls dont put your dog on the table where people eat..

[liza @fluridad]

@tokidokifiend bro wtf

[liza @fluridad]

i am a regular guy i can do regular things

[liza @fluridad]

everyone take a moment to be grateful your ankles are working and one of them isn’t swollen up like a balloon and you can walk without an embarrassing ass limp

[liza @fluridad]

do people not know how creepy it is to text a person u don’t know and ask to meet up at rarig at 6am.. and then offer to come to my house why

“journalism project” i’m going into hiding

[liza @fluridad]

laundry situation is so dire im wearing the south high tiger pride socks today

[liza @fluridad]

zoom professor is waiting for ppl to join and playing the same lizzo song over and over

[liza @fluridad]

i forgot its the first wednesday i just got so scared

[liza @fluridad]

guys pls stop vaping cus this is what happens😥

[liza @fluridad]

returning to my old ways

[liza @fluridad]

when the vyvanse kicks in and everyone’s instagram story looks like it deserves a like #spreadingjoy

[liza @fluridad]

waking up at 5am to the sound of my upstairs neighbor free styling and running around the apartment. goodmorning ?

[liza @fluridad]

back on tweet again

[liza @fluridad]

THEY ARE COMING FOR THE SIMS TOO??? just end it all already why cant we have anything

[liza @fluridad]

im starting a buff guys club by the way if anyone wants to join

[liza @fluridad]

hello friends

[liza @fluridad]

unbothered, happy, fearless, in my lane, moisturized, sleepy, relaxed, feeling unstoppable, locked in for greatness.