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[amruth @flute__loops]

I heard you like bad girls well lemme tell you I’m real bad at parking

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

sorry bro, i'm still too hungover from happy hondadays, no way i could make it to toyotathon

[amruth @flute__loops]

last year Simba thought the tree I had was for him to pee on. I don’t really know how to solve this problem this year tbh

[jade @dearpqtience]

if i was a footballer i’d simply just kick the ball in the goal

[charlie @chunkbardey]

some stuff that’s been on my mind recently. feels vulnerable to share stuff like this but whatever, it’s real and it’s honest

[amruth @flute__loops]

who is Gloria and why is she in excelsis deo

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the fun part of pet ownership is that every now and then they'll start acting funny and the cure will either be that they need to take a dump or have a $3000 surgery and you just get to guess which one you're dealing with

[trash jones @jzux]

toyota rav 4 is short for toyota ravioli the fourth

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

[Ben Riddle @rddlmethispoet]

Inside you, there are two wolves. Inside Mozart there were like eleven or twelve, that's why they called him Wolfgang.

[spooky sky🎃👻 @hannibalbareass]

you ok babe? you barely touched your rawrvioli xD

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

[amruth @flute__loops]

It really is the era of the oldest daughters/daughter forced to take care of the family and I’m living for it

[amruth @flute__loops]

Why has Mike progressively become a shitty friend through the last few seasons of stranger things

[amruth @flute__loops]

@beccaaya1a thank u I try

[amruth @flute__loops]

@beccaaya1a I thought you lived around Austin? Don’t you see the city a lot?

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

How to escape the minotaur's labyrinth (thread 🧵)