News from the Future

Warning: Knowledge of future events will most likely change the circumstances leading to them. Read at your own discretion.

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Recursion is the future of Recursion is the future of Recursion is the future of Recursion is the future of Recursion is the future of Recur

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@ITYSL Pushed BACK but not OUT

[Pyke @AgentPyke]

@JennyENicholson The challenge for dream weavers nowadays is that modern audiences are getting ever more sophisticated. So instead of relying on strong motifs and confusing dream plots, they are also getting more and more meta.
I blame Dan Harmon.

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Opinion, 11/12/2620: They say history repeats itself, but this is ridiculous.

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@elonmusk One day we'll all look back on this and laugh.

All of us.

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@jon_bois I am once again so excited to learn about a man I never heard of play a game I never cared about. Yall some of the best story tellers ever.

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@travismcelroy Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

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@ThatPazuzu @vert_archy @doomquasar This revision was done in 3069 to make it more historically accurate.

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@jon_bois We can't wait for your "Jim Emergency" video to be released in 2031. I hope its this timeline.

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Breaking news, find out which timeline in our story at 10 10 10 10

[T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner]

I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY ALTERED YOUR TIMELINE AND DIPPIN DOTS ARE NO LONGER THE ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE

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He never did. Sorry Jon, better luck next meal.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

just about to eat dinner

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

today is day one of the biggest project i’ve ever tried. it is called 17776: https://t.co/vh5JWkDVOk

[T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner]

RT IF YOU'RE REALLY 8000 PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS STANDING ON EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS INSIDE A TRENCH COAT

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STOP ARGUING WITH YOURSELF.

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On the scene: Skynaxxxx being an asshole. More as this story develops.

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BREAKING NEWS: SHUT UP ZEROX, SKYNAXXXX RULEZ

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This just in: Skynaxxxx is neither hip nor chill, and everyone is laughing at them.

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Aw shit, ole skynaxxxx got intro the past twitter feed again! What up 21st century savages?! Interrobang, I love it!

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Out side of space: the end of time;

A statement by the mysterious timescanner https://t.co/fqfDqWzz2r

[T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner]

WE ARE APPROACHING A SINGULARITY OF COMPLETE NOSTALGIA AND COMPLETE AMNESIA. EVERY BIT OF CULTURE RECALLING THE PRESENT MOMENT

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@timescanner My sources tell me this will be established by realizing there is no difference between the two. Can you confirm or deny this?

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Investment advice from the #future: always invest in yourself, because the value always rises.