Melissa

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[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@pancitachen Fucking Germany… I hate it here sometimes

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@pure_incompeten @keremozgur @RealTimeWWII There literally is no tourism opportunity here. Berlin is built on a swamp with a high water table. Everything floods. The (flooded) bunkers were filled in by the GDR in the post war period to build housing bc there was nothing to save.

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@oh_so_jess I just remember my mother being mad when he got shot in Victoria before making up with his boyfriend 🤣🤣 and yeah, she did this and GOT and I am jealous, it seems like so much fun

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@oh_so_jess 1) It’s still hilarious to me this man went from gay Victorian pretty boy to this 2) one of Aaron’s friends worked in costuming on this and I want to ask all the deets but don’t want to come off like a weirdo since I barely know her 🤣

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@pancitachen Oh god, I’m sorry

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

The wedding I was at yesterday had the bride walk in to the main theme from the 1994 version of little women and honestly don’t understand why that’s not a thing

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@spacerenegaydes This becoming a thing over the last few years is SO WEIRD. I had someone do this recently enough on something I wrote nine (!!!) years ago. Like Write your own shit, I won’t be mad it was ~inspired by because it’s old and I’m not in that fandom anymore

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@EsCachetona Honestly, being married to an Irishman isn’t that different from what I assume being married to Sam would be, just with more Father Ted references and over use of the word fuck.

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

my husband just jolted awake, looked at me and whispered ‘potato’ in the thickest accent I’ve ever heard him speak with if anyone wants to know how our week back in Ireland has been.

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@oh_so_jess Just reminded me of a Reddit post of a woman was talking about how her ex who cheated on her couldn’t handle she had remarried and gotten pregnant he broke into her house with a knife to kill her and like ??? You cheated on her? And divorced her??? Men are fucking terrifying

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

the last 3 years Christmas time twitter has made me so happy I no longer live anywhere near anyone but my husband lmao

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

We’re meeting my parents in Dublin this afternoon so they can meet my in laws for the first time and of course I can’t sleep even though it’s going to be draining af ugh

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@umzeynep Aaron used to see the girls all the time when he was living in Derry since it's small as hell... apparently all of them are unreal looking, just straight up gorgeous

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@EsCachetona I follow so many twitters that haven’t tweeted in ages because they were peoples to use during el Classico or the WC when their first went to jail

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@spacerenegaydes I was this bad over *NSYNC getting girlfriends when I was like… 10, but I wrote about it in my diary. being a grown ass adult responding to people magazine over this shit… yikes

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

I voted all the way from fucking Germany so I wouldn’t have to look at Ron Johnson’s mug spout bullshit anymore and the rest of Wisconsin had the fuck that up for me

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@ktdockertee I’m getting my husband a sparkling water maker (like a soda stream) and he’s getting me and a immersion blender.

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@EsCachetona @serendipities yeah, these were something young substitute teachers wore when I was in high school but I never saw them on anyone 'cool' here

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

@classicyeet @Ashely__May @ryanlcooper Yeah. There’s a Literal train station in BER basement. S9 runs to it, as well as the FEX which is the high speed train covered on a standard ABC transit ticket. Takes 30mins to be at Berlin central station

[Melissa @fluxy2535]

I enjoy I was going to comment on the m29 only for them to beat me to it in the comments

[Weil wir dich lieben @BVG_Kampagne]

Hey Großbritannien, bei euch sind Exits ja öfter als unsere Busse kommen.