Mateo 🍄

Dispatches from a dying planet

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

It’s going to be extremely disappointing to find out that after years of talking shit to right wing bigots that I didn’t make it onto the target list.

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Joe Oltmann, MAGA podcaster and close friend of Colorado GOP Gov candidate Scott Bottoms, said today: “I think violence is going to be necessary… I think we know who our targets are. And there are targets.”

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

Trump losing the Iran war makes a lot more sense when seeing how his administration was just completely bodied by the DC reflecting pool.

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

@yhdistyminen Also: doesn’t he famously only have male children with his many surrogates.

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

Yo, Denver sports fans:

New York City elected a socialist and the Knicks win a championship.

Is this just a coincidence? Almost certainly.

But just in case Colorado voters should take this lesson to heart.

Primary coming up. Now is our chance!

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

they’re calling it the most midwest photo imaginable

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

@KyleClark Heard someone call the Costco chicken “five-buck cluck” and it made me glad.

Nature is healing.

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

@EmTeaVe @CathyYoung63 My numbers are only for fatal encounters.

I don’t care about the man vs bear discussion. It is, as you say, ridiculous.

But I think bears tend to be given a bad rap by those critical of the discourse.

Ticks are far more likely to kill people.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They found the first good cop and fired him

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

The song “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger just came on shuffle and it hit me:

The stupid people who were breeding 25 years ago or whenever that song came out? Their children are old enough to be breeding now.

Explains so much, tbh.

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

I’m sorry. I’m only quote posting this peak white nonsense so they maybe my father can see it.

[The Rubber Chicken🇨🇦 @Gunblaze1969]

Milwaukee vs Dewalt tug-of-war😳

[Dakota Smith @weatherdak]

This is one of the wilder satellite animations I've seen in a minute...

Wildfires produce their own thunderstorms while smoke wraps around a low pressure.

What a fascinating view out of southern Kansas this evening.

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

@Seanfucious A day late, but let all the Brazilian moms know that I’m thinking about them today. Happy Mother’s Day and all that.

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

Measuring 10" of snow in the foothills sw of Denver at 7440' #cowx

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

@CoryGardner Better late than never, Cory.

A Basin is still open.

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

@liftblog Winter Park, innit?

[Mateo 🍄 @Fly_Agaric]

Of course the same right that thumps their chat about how scared they are of big cities is also afraid of numbers. And seashells.

Pathetic.

[Jeremy Nicolls @JeremyNicolls]

@Fullcourtpass @HoopsNBrews @CGBBURNER Lu Dort is a cancer of the NBA. I don’t understand how he keeps getting away with this stuff

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

[takes a deep breath]
FUND OUR FUCKING PARKS