clara stewart

triflers need not apply

[𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ⋆.𖥔⚔️ @gildfae]

Women who cry to Return of the King are hot

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

Flannel is so five years ago

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

Honestly Broadway musical’s are overrated I have a lot more fun at a Luke Combs concert .

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

there is no wrong way to do Christmas lights. All Christmas light designs are created equal and anyone who thinks otherwise is a hater

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

@shartibartfast this is not a game to me, this is my life. was this inspired by the aunt marty reveal

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

my boyfriend just played the song Shark in the Water and it activated me like some kind of Degrassi winter soldier situation

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

BREAKING NEWS: Clue (1985) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

my dad watched the AA finals with me yesterday and I think I made him a Kaylia Nemour stan. i’m just out here spreading the good word

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@THECHEFBOYRD Whatever I learned bars at brestyan’s

[Dr Amy Fuller 🍉 @amyfullermorgan]

Ffs. She wasn’t being COMPARED to a lettuce, she was in a race with a lettuce. And she lost. And it was INCREDIBLY funny.

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

fyi, potion seller wrote challengers

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@lizbetballou to be fair, we didn’t know about the episode of snapped until tonight

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

@lizbetballou her name is Mrs Mushnik and she only drinks blood

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

@lizbetballou she was on the computer the other night and she asked for my help and I went over and she said “do you think Mal would like the dogs on this stocking or on this one?” and then we spent 20 minutes debating the different dog stockings. she takes this very seriously

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

finally time for my favorite part about thanksgiving, paul blart mall cop 2

[💙 Phil Jones 🍊 @PhilJonesy3]

I once broke the internet when C4 #Dispatches did a 90 minute special on my compulsive lying on #WILTY.

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

I have regretfully learned that twizzlers contain wheat. please consume responsibly.

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

according to my therapist, buying a house is a form of self care but that’s not going to stop me from having a panic attack every time my real estate agent sends me a listing