clara stewart

triflers need not apply

[𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ⋆.𖥔⚔️ @gildfae]

Women who cry to Return of the King are hot

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

Flannel is so five years ago

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

Honestly Broadway musical’s are overrated I have a lot more fun at a Luke Combs concert .

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

there is no wrong way to do Christmas lights. All Christmas light designs are created equal and anyone who thinks otherwise is a hater

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

@shartibartfast this is not a game to me, this is my life. was this inspired by the aunt marty reveal

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

my boyfriend just played the song Shark in the Water and it activated me like some kind of Degrassi winter soldier situation

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

BREAKING NEWS: Clue (1985) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

my dad watched the AA finals with me yesterday and I think I made him a Kaylia Nemour stan. i’m just out here spreading the good word

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@THECHEFBOYRD Whatever I learned bars at brestyan’s

[Dr Amy Fuller 🍉 @amyfullermorgan]

Ffs. She wasn’t being COMPARED to a lettuce, she was in a race with a lettuce. And she lost. And it was INCREDIBLY funny.

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

fyi, potion seller wrote challengers

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

@lizbetballou to be fair, we didn’t know about the episode of snapped until tonight

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

@lizbetballou her name is Mrs Mushnik and she only drinks blood

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

@lizbetballou she was on the computer the other night and she asked for my help and I went over and she said ���do you think Mal would like the dogs on this stocking or on this one?” and then we spent 20 minutes debating the different dog stockings. she takes this very seriously

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

finally time for my favorite part about thanksgiving, paul blart mall cop 2

[💙 Phil Jones 🍊 @PhilJonesy3]

I once broke the internet when C4 #Dispatches did a 90 minute special on my compulsive lying on #WILTY.

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

I have regretfully learned that twizzlers contain wheat. please consume responsibly.

[clara stewart @flyaBALLOUn11]

according to my therapist, buying a house is a form of self care but that’s not going to stop me from having a panic attack every time my real estate agent sends me a listing