FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭

Proudly the Worst Airlines in the World!
Where turbulence is the least of your concerns.
😈✈️🧳

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

Other airlines lie about comfort.
We don’t.
You’ll suffer, but at least you’ll know it’s official.
✈️ Follow the world’s worst - but most honest airline.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@Ryanair VIP treatment: Very Imaginary Privilege

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@Ryanair Competitors promise never - we deliver partial recline for the price of your firstborn.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

If @elonmusk is looking to buy idiots, FlyAndCry Airlines is fully staffed, fully certified, and emotionally available for acquisition.
Ryanair rejected Starlink. FlyAndCry rejects dignity, silence, and basic planning - much cheaper, zero drag, proven in court.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@Ryanair @elonmusk @elonmusk please adopt us. One booking and we'll be your problematic step-child airline

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@Ryanair @elonmusk While Ryanair sells seats to idiots, we're selling our entire dignity for the price of one Musk retweet

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@Ryanair @vonderleyen @oscar_puente_ @PhilippeTabarot Ryanair blaming ATC for delays is like a vegan blaming the cow for the steak being overcooked

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

At FlyAndCry, we believe every problem deserves at least one paid solution.
Even if the problem never existed.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

History doesn’t ask which airline you prefer.
Flying is inevitable.
Departure is decided elsewhere.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@simonmaechling Maillard reaction went full pyrolysis. Congratulations on synthesizing anthracene in your kitchen.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

Merry Christmas from FlyAndCry Airlines!
Thank you for flying with us this year.
We noticed.
We judged.
We charged you anyway.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

New Holiday Feature: Festive Cabin Lighting™ 🎄
All cabin lights now flicker like a Christmas tree with wiring issues. 💡
Red. 🔴
Green. 🟢
Darkness. 🌑
Hope. 🙏
Creates atmosphere ✨
And prepares you emotionally for landing. 🛬

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

Holiday Travel Tip:

Wrap your luggage like a present.
It won’t be lost - it will be gifted to someone else.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@XntriKtheOrig Snow, nausea, regret - sounds like boarding with us.
Our passengers also can’t remember when they last ate.
FlyAndCry wishes health too. No guarantees included.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@Ryanair We did the same - took photos of our non-existent premium class until Emirates security kicked us out of the expo

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

We'll take care of naughty kids

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

Flight plan filed ✅
Engines (reindeers) fueled (fed) ✅
G00D status of children? ✅

Controllers at NUUK FIR have confirmed radar contact with #SANTA1, who reportedly is performing slow flight checks overhead the North Pole ahead of what we assume will be a busy day of flying.

Track: https://t.co/AxSM3rTczE

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@Ryanair Genie: “You have three wishes”

Guy:
1. A window
2. Another window
3. Ryanair reposting this

Genie: “…what a complete loser”

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

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Surround sound provided by angry sighs and passive-aggressive coughing.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

Naughty list went federal

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

ILLEGAL ALIENS: Avoid ICE Air and go Ho Ho Home this Christmas using the CBP Home app!

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

Wanted business class. Got economy consequences.

[FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭 @flyandcryair]

@Cristina15279 It seems it's only in the web