FlyAwayBay

why is life

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In all honesty, I would probably sell my soul in order to work for @nasa

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It’s been just shy of 2 years since this tweet. We just welcomed our second child. I did not handle telling him the news of that pregnancy any better. Also, our dog lives at home with us again.

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It’s been a year since I threw a positive pregnancy test at my husband’s head while he was taking the dog out. Now we’ve a 4 month old and my dog lives with my parents for the time being.

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@BagelBites Bagel Bites Baby is almost 2

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When the boyfriend disappears on you but then texts you to let you know it’s because he’s making you @BagelBites 🥺💙

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“If there was sweet potato spice, I’d drink that.” ~ why’d I marry him?

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Meanwhile we had a neighbor threaten to shoot our baby through the wall because she was crying…because he woke her up by slamming cabinet doors at 1am. And our landlord was just like 🤷🏽‍♀️ “not our problem”.

[bartleby the girl boss 💅🏻 @kathcor3]

got another noise complaint from my landlord from last night…. i Wasn’t home. and i may have went off a little

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Space Dunk Oreos are ADHD @Oreo and it is so satisfying.

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@BagelBites Another life update: we’ve a baby who always tries to steal our bagel bites

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@momofdroids Our WiFi has always been some version of chimpkin nugget

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It’s been a year since I threw a positive pregnancy test at my husband’s head while he was taking the dog out. Now we’ve a 4 month old and my dog lives with my parents for the time being.

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I wish I’d known this weeks ago when my Spotify premium ran out and my baby calms down to white noise but would get upset at the adds

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@AvengersAims I completely forgot about this 😂 I need more puns in my life again

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Baby girl slept through the whole night for the first time last night. I’m so proud of her but also feel like she’s growing up so fast already!

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@StudentsforLife Adoption is not the opposite of abortion.
Raising your own child is.
Abortion is not the opposite of adoption.
Raising your own child is.

Adoption does nothing for the woman who does not want to be pregnant, and adoption traumatizes the child with lifelong C-PTSD.

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@momofdroids I’m so glad to know my husband and I aren’t alone in this 😂

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@momofdroids My baby was 5lbs 9oz and SO TINY (still is at a month old and just now barely able to wear newborn clothes) and I still don’t understand 1. How she fit inside me and 2. How I pushed that out of my body.

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Thanks to my weight loss plan called birthing a baby, my shorts from last summer fit again.

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“My nipples are sore.”
~ The One Not Breastfeeding

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My baby’s first Mother’s Day gift to me was letting me get a solid three or so hours of sleep and not having second night syndrome. So you could say my Mother’s Day is going pretty good despite waking up at 4am.

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Not to brag, but I think our baby is the favorite of the nursery nurses because of how much hair she has and how tiny she is compared to the bow on her hat