richard lewis

[richard lewis @flybacardi]

ALGORITHM DAMAGE as of Nov 2024
Insta: AI baby animals dancing in costume
Twitter: 0F models, Selena Gomez snark(?)
Tik tok: recovering alcoholics tell their rock-bottom story

[richard lewis @flybacardi]

Google images already giving me CP coded results….. wow who could’ve guessed

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Love other peoples birthdays

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Luteal phase = venomous rage at people who remind me of a younger version of myself

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Stroll through woods… thinking about friendship, partnership, and trying to figure out how old 25 is… wearing London by Burberry

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Planning a UK trip for family matters wearing Acqua di Gioia by Giorgio Armani (should have worn London by Burberry today)

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Calmly researching health insurance wearing Alien Goddess by Thierry Mugler

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Need someone else to pay for my health insurance…. Like wtf😭😭😭

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Early voting + flu shot wearing Dot by Marc Jacobs

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This was so real. Exactly how I’d answer

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

the best joe biden moment was when someone asked him how many genders there are and he said “at least 3”

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Coworker won’t stop talking about how at my age she was 90 pounds with huge boobs

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24 moral virtue was honesty. 25 moral virtue was just revealed to be: forgiveness

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My lips reflect off his Costco chain

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And obv I tap on that

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The problem with threads is my suggesteds are like “Fellas, what’s one thing a female does in bed that DISGUSTS you?”

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Imagine my surprise… the MMF smut I’ve been thinking about daily for 3 yrs was written by a nonbinary socialist?? Whaaa!??🫨

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And they both have baby Botox I can tell

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Walz is a bumbling baba Vance is on adderall Ativan combo we’re FUCKED!! I’m having a beer but I’m at a 10. Everyone has blue eyes and the background is too blue too

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WE WANT BOQ BARBIE!!!!!!

[Wicked Movie News @wicked__movies]

NEW Wicked dolls from #Mattel ! School uniform Elphaba and Glinda, and Fiyero and Madame Morrible dolls! Credit to @/girliesandghouls on Instagram.

Fiyero will be a Target exclusive and Morrible will be a Walmart exclusive!

#WickedMovie #Wicked

[richard lewis @flybacardi]

Loveeee when economy writers say “on the eve of the pandemic” so dramatic so compelling. Do you remember 2019?