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[Softboy @softcreateee]

It got hectic at the streamer house when SJC whipped out the mace 😭💀 bro was holding mace in one hand and his phone in the other about to call the cops on everybody 😭📲

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Unpopular opinion: open floor plans are the absolute worst thing to happen to homes. You see them everywhere, looking all spacious and grand in photos, but living in one? It's a nightmare.

Every single cooking smell invades your whole house. Every little noise bounces around like crazy. There's no privacy. Seriously, NONE. Why does everyone act like this is ideal?

I'd take separate rooms any day.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Why do women think dudes still wanna be friends after you tell him you don’t want nothing with him? What we supposed to do, gossip about yo new man?😂😂

[Softboy @softcreateee]

This yt girl was flirting with me and I politely told her I don't date yt girls because I'm dating now for marriage and kids. She called me racist lol

Am I racist?

[🚀 @flyboy019]

@softcreateee She complimented her work voice. Not everything is a racial incident.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

A black lady works on another team and sits next to me in the office. A white woman on her team who rarely talks to anyone black on her team walked by her desk and said “You sound so professional on the phone.” The black woman said thank you. When she walked off, she uttered to herself“How am I supposed to sound?” This is what we deal with. Unprovoked.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I cannot understand why you all are putting the dollar sign AFTER the number! What is 7$?!

IT’S $7!!!

Stop doing that stupid shit.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

DariusIRL pulled up to sort things out with Treyliving about the Xena drama and just got folded instantly 😭💀

[🚀 @flyboy019]

@softcreateee Lmao 😭

[Softboy @softcreateee]

19-year-old just cooked Nerdballer 😭💀 dropped him 3 times in 30 seconds is insane 🤦🏼

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when someone walks in your crib and starts asking you where you got everything from/ how much things cost you 🥴

[🚀 @flyboy019]

@softcreateee If he brushes and still decays, look at juice, milk at night, frequent snacks, weak enamel, and genetics. Not her cortisol from 2019.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

My 5 year old nephew has really bad teeth, despite practicing good dental hygiene. At his recent appointment the dentist told my sister-in-law that the reason that her son’s teeth are so bad is because she must have been stressed when she was pregnant. Is that a thing?? because that just sounds like misogynistic, mom-blaming bullshit to me.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

If I've blocked a phone number, it should absolutely not be able to just immediately go to voicemail and leave me a message?? It doesn't even ring; I just get a random notification that I've got a new voicemail.

Blocked means B L O C K E D .

[Softboy @softcreateee]

If you floss daily you quickly understand why people are missing they side tooth

[🚀 @flyboy019]

@softcreateee Same here

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I’d rather be a single parent than stay with a woman who tells me our relationship is over just because I want to get a DNA test.

[🚀 @flyboy019]

@softcreateee I’ll still get that tattoo

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Don’t get tattoos‼️

There’s a level of classiness you’ll never achieve when you have visible tattoos. The elegance and classic look of a tattooless body is unmatched.

[🚀 @flyboy019]

@softcreateee 😭😭😭😭