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Exhale the bullsh*t!

[yaga @wyspelumi]

i feel you but as you no dey play the game pls fix the country

[Zay @yyyyeed]

Sir: I'm not from this class
I just came to borrow calculator"

"My friend just hold the table "

[VJR🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Emil0kan]

Ronaldo: let's say a prayer
Georgina: thank you Jesus....
Ronaldo:

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

So because I be pot, make I no call kettle black

Una dey talk oh

[Waggy ✞🏌️ @waggydey4you]

If you see fruit wey don overripe for bush , before you pick am.. ask the birds why dem never chop am..👍

[Adada 🥷🏽 @Tz_Adada]

Just went to buy bread and this woman said I should add Man City.

[Rae @rachelazuka]

I am genuinely confused. Who in Toronto wants to go to Lautech?

[apollo 🥊 @eijibunni]

you’ll pay 50 canadian dollars for 3 items at shoppers drug mart

[Retired Polysaccharide Patriarch @bigbrutha_]

The guy promoting that “bend your bumbum overrrr” song at Quilox

Na him win pass for this game

[R.🇫🇷 @_heisRolly]

"chrome 10.26 gb "

well done Agoonechemba

[Pace⚡ @pace999_]

Nigeria dey change destiny😂😂
see elite midfielder

[B•O•B😎💙 @Oluwakayode_04]

What kind of gesture is this abeg ?😭😂

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Una see as money dey last for that Lagoslife game?
Na because 39billion and Mayor of ekiti never join

[Titanium @akinkunmi]

See rubbish wey FirstBank dey do.

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

I remember when Chef Dammy off gas to go select beans that year
She really whine Guiness world record

[OC👾 @theyfwoc]

John Wick ???

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is still one of the best tweets of all time.

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

Wetin your rag Dey do for door?

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m going straight to hell, my stomach is hurting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂