UD Confessions

Time to fess up flyers. The official account of all UD's dirty secrets. DM us with your confessions

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“Just want to give a shoutout to the girl in my bio class for pointing out the Tim’s sharpie mark on my face yesterday. Only wish someone had told me before I went to three back to back classes...”

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“My professor just said the average college student has 8 or 9 drinks in a week. So either ya’ll are lying or I’ve got to seriously reevaluate my 8 or 9 drinks in day”

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“Glad to be back, but god I hate the fucking cold”

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“I’m convinced my professor rose from the depths of Hell to torture me #19chapterfinal #FuckAudit”

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“I successfully had sex in the library yesterday #proUD”

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“Currently running on coffee and Bailey’s #finalsweek”

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“I’ve gone out the past four days and have two finals tomorrow morning. This should go well”

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“No Mom. It’s called the ghetto not the student neighborhood”

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“TBT to freshmen year when I thought the Deli was a sandwich place” #freshmenmistakes

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“One time I peed in my friends beer and he was so drunk he didn’t realize it”

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“Halloween drinking game: drink every time you see a basic girl with leggings and cat ears for a costume”

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“The scariest thing during this Halloween season is the status of my bank account”

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“Came home from fall break and all my roommate’s things are gone and so is she...”

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"I can name each volleyball player by just looking at their asses #proud"

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“Last night, I had a dream that I successfully backflipped off my porch. Looked around this morning and realized I was in the hospital. Definitely not successful” #brokemyfoot

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"Just did a beer bong with my fuck buddy's dad"

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"My roommate left a used condom in the trash on parents weekend and she told her parents it was mine. Great first impression."

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When you lose your mom at Tims

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"Held my mom's hair back this weekend" #rolereversal