soooo apparently not eating for 9 hours at work means passing out during your last haircut of the day.
listen, body! you have been behind the chair for 14 years. you know how this works! get your shit together!
I have insomnia, and sometimes that means I'll text people in the middle of the night and forget about it. apparently last night, I sent a bunch of videos about dr.phil to all my friends 🙃
This winter we’re hitting the road with @hotmulligan and @carlycosgrovepa all across the US (plus Toronto)! Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am local time.
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