Ashley Vermillion

Passive aggressive reclusive asshole. Walking Tornado.
I like stuff and I do things.
Music makes me the happiest!
mom life !

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

Do it again!

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

Do that thing where you take your own dick and shove it up your own asshole ;)
#gofuckyourself

[meg @urfriendmeg]

they call ot “free hockey”, but it’s at the expense of my mental health.

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

Why is it every time I log into this app I catch the ick . Yall gross.

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

#NewProfilePic

[Bilmuri @BilmuriTweets]

DROP A 🦅 IN THE COMMENTS IF THIS GETS YOU TORQUED

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

a woman in the school pick up line has a sticker on her car that says "feral housewife," and now I feel like I have a new goal in life.

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

soooo apparently not eating for 9 hours at work means passing out during your last haircut of the day.
listen, body! you have been behind the chair for 14 years. you know how this works! get your shit together!

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

I littlerally thought the lyrics this entire time was
" I walked alone to get the feeling right"

my life is a lie.

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

https://t.co/x9wXgcfEfv

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

I have insomnia, and sometimes that means I'll text people in the middle of the night and forget about it. apparently last night, I sent a bunch of videos about dr.phil to all my friends 🙃

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

I need to know who is responsible enough to actually buy an umbrella.

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

oh no.... here we go.

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

episode 3 of last of us .
whyyyy did you do this to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

you bet your sweet bippy im looking at your likes.
ya bunch of perverts 👌👈

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

I've lived in 3 of Missouri's most dangerous city's.
yet I still forget my damn keys in the door.

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

I did 34 hair cuts today. kill me!

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

oh.... cool. love this for me

[Jesse Ferrell @WeatherMatrix]

LOOP: Look at all the snow reports coming in! Saint Louis storm total 9.8" with over a foot NW of the city. ❄️❄️❄️☃️☃️☃️

[The Wonder Years @thewonderyears]

This winter we’re hitting the road with @hotmulligan and @carlycosgrovepa all across the US (plus Toronto)! Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am local time.

♾️ https://t.co/dNQvKIhHIm

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

🤢

[Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop]

Wow... just fucking wow!