sam: the imaginary drag queen

I have regenerated into a GAY

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[em ☁️ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[blanc @dqveed]

Better headline: "7 year old killed by anti-vax parents"

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@marissadcanvas UK 1, then US 12!

[Julieth ❀ @troubleshade]

NEWSFLASH: British press is found shocked that there’s actually a British prince who likes adult women and not little girls.

[Praise @tufpraise]

The worst person you know 🤝🏽 turning to God when it's time to take accountability

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@Plasma_NYC @RuPaulsDragRace oh god I didn't even realise it was AI, I am so cooked

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@kyranthrax girl tell her to mind her own pheuqueing business

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@upuntil_dawn dugga doo

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@theonlynaomy we're so glad you were invited!! you really shone

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@RuPaul it's 11:40am. do you know where your pussy is?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

part of the problem with the united states right now is like 30% of the population genuinely believes that having to show vaccination records at a cheesecake factory to eat inside is literally the exact same as being killed by state police on the street for no reason

[Ts Madison @TsMadisonatl1]

I do remember when a person i love stood up for me
And I’ve done the same year after year
So tell me how i felt seeing her
Aligning herself with the enemy of not only Trans people but people of color, disabled people, elderly and immigrants…………
I watched in horror………

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@kornbreadTMFS you dancing with a chicken nugget in your mouth has remained iconic for the time you've been away

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

i can’t take christians seriously because they’ll cry religious persecution over a bad essay getting a bad grade but remain completely apathetic to israel bombing catholic churches in the birthplace of christ. i cannot “respect your beliefs” because you do not believe in anything

[onion person @CantEverDie]

wokeness will come back in a way no one is ready for. they got one year of anti-woke culture and they’re seeing it’s cancerous

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@BonnieAnnClyde_ the thing I wish I could tell all Drag Race girls is that y'all are worth more than your drag

[karl anthony townes van zandt @SamAsItEverWas]

Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.

[sam: the imaginary drag queen @flyingkeyframes]

@TeaCharra It's sunny and I'm going for a walk. Vagina emoji.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

To everyone who thinks Zohran Mamdani will force New York to be Muslim:

A Muslim has never knocked on my door trying to convince me to convert.

Just saying.