Valerie

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

So... we had tickets for photo ops at the Boston Comic Con for the girls to meet @chrishemsworth @twhiddleston and @ChrisEvans today. My kid knows how to make the best of things... 🥰

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

#xxxchurch #jesuslovespornstars

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

I just got my #LadiesFreeFriday ticket to @EXXXOTICA #NJ, Nov. 3, Sponsored By @PleasureChestNY! https://t.co/5pyZX5X2ZR #10thAnniversary

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

Planning my upcoming trip to Estes Park- staying at The Stanley Hotel. A perk for friends & family: https://t.co/oH6eCvyuTX @StanleyHotel

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

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[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

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[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

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[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

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[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

I just got my #LadiesFreeFriday ticket to @EXXXOTICA #NJ, Nov. 4th! https://t.co/rP9nNM1XgA via @EXXXOTICA

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

cant find the part of LOTR where ringwraiths get creamed by Arwen's slick AF horse river magic played to yakity sax #internetfail

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

@MarkEEspinosa #ReachAroundSummerCamp

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

@MarkEEspinosa but he uses licorice ropes instead of violence & thinks about the good old days of murder and mayhem

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

The characters on #Netflix 's #Daredevil have a worst drinking problem than I do... And I find that oddly comforting #netflixandchill

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

@TheBloggess that's the happiest smile ever. 😁

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

I saw the plot of the new #BridgetJonesBaby movie plot on an episode of #MauryPovich once. It didn't end well. #babydaddyproblems

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

#brockisarapist

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

#showerbeer

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

I feel like we need to be striving towards putting #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner. LikeAs our goal as a country. Who the fuck doesn't love tacos?!

[Valerie @flyingplatypie]

If #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner doesn't happen, I'm moving to Canada