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Drake Maye literally might be the only QB that averages an INT a game solely on passes that hit his receivers hands first

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Best drive of the season. I love you Drake Maye

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The Red Sox could do the coolest thing ever and hire JD Martinez as their Hitting Coach this offseason

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“Boston fans have to go to the stone ages to reference success” - the very person who said this

Not even moving the goalposts, this is just relocating the franchise

[Jake Smolokoff @Jake_Smolokoff]

@MattCouture5 Who has the most titles over the past 10 weeks? Referencing past championships talking to Yankees fans is certainly a choice. Hold ur loss Boston

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The Curse of the Betts is going to haunt the Red Sox for the next 78 years

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@RedSox go fuck yourselves

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Adley Rutschman actually just single-handedly got a Yankees runner to 3rd

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You CANNOT give up baserunners on strikeouts. EVER.

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I’ve never seen a dugout look so lifeless after a home run in an elimination game to cut the lead in half

The Red Sox gotta be fucking embarrassed to be themselves this is just sad

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CHAD TRACY YOU CANNOT LET ERIK MILLER LET SHIT RUN DOWN HIS LEG TWICE

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14 scoreless and counting #bang

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The Yankees got to sit on their asses on Sunday because of the exact storm the league made the Red Sox relocate for. One team had to fly TO FLORIDA, while the other got to spend all day in bed. Genuinely unfathomable stupidity

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

Genuinely unfathomable excuse here.

The MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYERS had a DAY OFF SATURDAY, played one game Sunday, A DAY OFF MONDAY, and a game Tuesday.

[Rutsch @flyingrutschman]

I dare Jahmai Jones to not watch strike 3

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I couldn’t name a more embarrassing Red Sox game if I tried

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Chad Tracy I dare you to use your brain today

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Tonight’s Red Sox lineup is Chad Tracy’s magnum opus as a manager

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“Yea so you said something super fucked up, but you didn’t mean it to be fucked up so like, you’re good”

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

Never apologize @HoodieFrazier unless you have malicious intent, which obviously you didn’t.

Apologizing to people that don’t care about you is an un-winnable game

[Rutsch @flyingrutschman]

The Rivalry is obviously The Rivalry and he pitches very well against Boston, but let’s not pretend he’s handled it well

It feels like he’s always making headlines for quotes during these times, and while a reporter may be asking him, he’s still giving newsworthy answers

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Cam Schlittler on Red Sox fans trolling him online, via @BrendanKutyN:

“(You’d) think after last time, how much they were talking before, that they might be trying to quiet it down a little bit… Like, they use me for clicks or whatever it is, and I feel like I’ve done a good job of handling that so far.”

Game 1 will be CINEMA.

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Did Connor Wong just go for an ABS heatcheck?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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To the 3 people that will see this post, this is a joke

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PCASS WHAT A PLAY (Ceddanne still clears)