Zac Diesel

Inventor of the coffee cup. Third round draft pick in the Special Olympics.

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@plambrechtsen Any chance you could swing back on by the Home Assistant forums sometime soon? Thanks! 😃

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@tropicalupdate Why is Ian not shown on your site?

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@poptartdaddy @ape_says omg I forgot about THE punt!!

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Hey @alexadevs and @alexa, has anyone reported that when you ask #alexa to "pick a number between one and two", she ALWAYS picks one? Verified with multiple users on multiple accounts.

Me thinks your #RNG is borked.

#Amazon
#VoiceDesign
#smarthome
#bug

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@usembreykjavik I will be traveling to Iceland in a week and need help finding a location to schedule a COVID test for my return to the US. Can you help?

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@southwestair Hey guys, my flight just got canceled. It's got a companion attached, so I can't rebook online. Can you help me rebook?

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Hey @Wendys, I had one of the worst fast food meals of my life yesterday at your restaurant. The drinks were served warm with literally no ice, there was no salt on any of the fries, and they tore a single napkin in half and stuffed one half into each bag. Can you cheer me up? 😂

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@poptartdaddy @pintsandpots @prairieales That beer is literally cake.

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@KiannaBanana @SkyNews Makes sense. Mouthwash is full of alcohol. So if you somehow only breathe it into your mouth, and not your nose, throat, or lungs and then immediately drink mouthwash, you'll be fine!

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@poptartdaddy @Melltini @ilovepeacetea @Nicoc1207 @ape_says Also check out Cat Lovers Against White Supremacy, or CLAWS. 😂😂😂

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@KiannaBanana Ya, you should totally get one.

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@KiannaBanana that's pretty awesome

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@KiannaBanana @humorandanimals @ape_says You're both cats

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@whirlpoolusa I have a refrigerator that's maybe two years old. The ice maker is now making a racket and has icicles hanging off of it. Got any suggestions?

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@poptartdaddy @DiscoverMag yes yes yes!

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@KiannaBanana @BuitengebiedenB What in the fucking fuck

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@prairieales Hey guys, I think we've got a problem. This is the second can we have slowly exploding. The first one also had a slimy gel at the bottom. Probably not good!

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Who's winning now suckers! 😂🤣 https://t.co/jpO1l9cd52

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@Yuhyuhyuh_ ahahahahahahhaaa this is awesome

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Tuesday run club at @wob_westchase is obviously canceled, so we made our own. We all ran the #dcb 5k course, then everyone did BYOB and we sat at least 6' from each other and enjoyed the company of friends. #staysafe #thisshitisreal https://t.co/kKgDytsYZG

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So I introduce you to the #covidgames. @ape.says and I will be playing each #boardgame at least once, adding it to the pile, and then occasionally updating you as if you care. I mean, what the hell else are we going to do? Certainly not actually talk to … https://t.co/QjIqlTowZW