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100% biodegradable

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unfortunately 25 was skeeter syndrome and 26 is sobriety

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23 was kidney stone, 24 was hypothermia, can 25 be like big massive ass

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ripping Homeward Bound with murphy

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none of my tables know I’m wearing a swimsuit for underwear

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I like going on Facebook and that’s okay

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a fresh pixie cut to go along with my surprisingly voluptuous body

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murphy politely clawing my eye out for food at 8am, me having a popsicle while he eats, me going back to sleep and having the most life altering nightmares for 5 more hours

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getting sea sick in the rocking chair

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can’t talk. chicken parm sandwich

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long night of being an awesome worker

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@sophia_____a WHAT

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I’m a warrior

(on level 2000 of candy crush)

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getting behind the wheel tomorrow

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imagine being born in 2023 lmaoooo fucking little baby

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if ur reading this I don’t feel so good

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in the mood to have somebody uhhhhh fucking kill me lmaoooooo

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had a dream where I found a guinea pig. madeline you were there

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no we’re cool babe it’s just the way you said I’m like not a mother that threw me off a bit

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manning up today

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uncrustable summer

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murphy has just played the most beautiful note on the guitar