flyn graham

There is pleasure in the pathless wood.
There is rapture on the lonely shore.

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G you would know 🏆

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G it wasn't that bad - and you were warned 🙈

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

so..... these seven guys walk into a bar but only six of them go home with snow white - who misses out?

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G okay - but just remember you asked for it
🥁🥁🥁
whoever it was he wasn't happy

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G it pays to advertise 🍑😏

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@mjfree yeah - you can

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

once again (Sir) Stephen Fry proves that he is the only intelligent life in the universe

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G cocky little bastard

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

i'll tell you a funny story
i had someone on one of our yacht charters call me captain flint for three days
every time my back was turned a certain member of the crew was heard to squawk
"pieces of eight!" 🤨

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G speak friend and enter

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G or as we call her..... Granny

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G vulgar child - stop fannying about and get back to work - chimneys don't sweep themselves you know

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G there was an old woman called lou
who died aged 102
they buried her in a basket
instead of the usual casket
so the worms could wriggle right through

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G well - that saved typing a thousand words

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G a little chimpanzee
once came to my house for tea
it was only when we'd kissed
that i knew it was pissed
from drinking my finest chablis 🍾

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@ethantexaslad aren't they always? the story of my life😉

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

@hunter10G thanks for that - the kids found it when they were hunting for easter eggs 🙄

[flyn graham @flyngraham]

here we have a galapogos tortoise eating a birthday cake - a tortoise is a type of turtle - not all turtles are tortoises, but all tortoises are turtles - this particular tortoise is called Mark 🐢🎂 @mark_neoublie