john smith

[H @notforwilliam]

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[H @notforwilliam]

It's so awkward when girls who go shopping a lot still don't look as good as I do.

[Y U NO @therealY_U_NO]

REBECCA BLACK Y U NO KNOW WHICH SEAT TO TAKE?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Border's may file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. No surprise. They've been foreshadowing it since Chapter 3.