Chris Flynn

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[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature.

Full story: https://t.co/LaEvX9TzxW

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

NEW: Elon Musk is threatening to sue Twitter employees who leak confidential information to the press. He's asking staffers to sign a pledge indicating they've understood. Here's the email:

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

It's been 3 days since AOC tweeted.

Ever since she voted to force striking rail workers to go back to work.

I bet that's unrelated though.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

NEW: Elon Musk has just restored the Twitter account of Andrew Anglin, the neo-Nazi who founded the infamous website Stormfront and said women should be “raped and locked in cages.”

Good luck getting back those advertisers, Elon.

[Valley Boys Podcast @valleyboyspod]

Classic @BillBurr take on Kanye that aged well

[wallofsheep @wallofsheep]

Looks like Lastpass got popped again! Make sure to check your data people...
https://t.co/zhRypdhcmF

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

It feels like it has to be a joke at this point

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk Touts Project To Teach Neuralink Monkeys To Commit Sexual Harassment https://t.co/7dYnZ2VkQT

[in the pocket of Big Tenant @AllezLesBoulez]

allowing these things on the road seems like one of the great regulatory failures in modern history

[derrick has started yet another project @dvsch]

Musk firing a bunch of people on H1Bs the day before thanksgiving when absolutely no one will be doing interviews for the next week is another one of those cruelties that just show who he is

[@rob-sheridan.com on BSky @rob_sheridan]

This is *exactly* as I imagined, and provides the most straightforward explanation for anyone still trying to grasp at complicated theories on how the "SpaceX genius" could possibly be so bad at this. https://t.co/gRAgBgCPo7

[Sesame street traditionalist @iwantobehigh]

Elon banned the cyanide and happiness guy from twitter

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

elno basically just confirmed that all twitter employees must send him weekly updates of everything they’ve worked on

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

hours after telling employees that they need to email updates of what they are doing every week, Elon Musk has cut basically all of their company perks, including wellness, productivity, home internet, training, and daycare allowances https://t.co/cX0bTxDuSu

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Holy shit no wonder he’s acting desperate. This just came out today

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I’m jealous of Elon Musk’s kids. They’re the only people who never have to hear from him.

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Bob Iger just sent a company wide email telling all employees to print out their ten best pages of scripts and bring them to the 15th floor of Disney HQ by 1am for review