fly_on_pence’s_hair

Hi everyone I was just born and I’m attracted to lies. Just saw myself on TV after landing on this tasty scalp covered in lies. someone said his name is Mike

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@MayorBowser interesting choice of response to domestic terrorists yesterday. Proud boys roamed free. Very different from BLM got who tear gas and riot squads. Is your next move letting them paint proud boys slogans on Pennsylvania ave? #BLM #impeachbowser

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@Goal__Diggah Cheap

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump @DanSullivan_AK “What is the headline that had no impact on the outcome of the 2020 election?”

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

Thinking about how we’ll finally get a public option thanks to @JoeBiden made me remember that we would’ve had it a decade ago if it wasn’t for that asshole @JoeLieberman

Don’t compromise

#fuckthatguy #aca #ObamaCare #bidencare #BidenHarris2020

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@MBrownewell @valon89x @True_Antman11 @freedbrain @RyanAFournier 🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ dude that’s the ink from the other side of the paper. You can see that the words are mirrored. That’s not blockchain, it’s just words on the front of the page zoomed in from the back.

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@realDonaldTrump Walking into the Oval Office today

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Shut up loser

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@PpollingNumbers @DecisionDeskHQ Nice

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@realDonaldTrump You lose, good day sir

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

LMAO 😂

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

https://t.co/yYOWBFR6et

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@realDonaldTrump explained the $750 taxes he paid “could have been a filing fee” #Debate2020 #750DollarDon #750dollars

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@realDonaldTrump China trade deficit has gotten much worse under your lead.

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@YNB It me

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

One of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.

Goosebumps watching this

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@AdamParkhomenko The best people

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@2020_TrashBin I’m way ahead of the curve this year. Already voted and got my flu shot.

That’s why I have so much extra time to hang out on @VP Mike Pence

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@CNN I was just trying to tell the guy to wear a mask, but once I landed I was covered in COVID. I started washing my hands, as flys do, and then I was hit with bullshit radiation coming from his head. Knocked me out for a minute

I’m safe though, because I wore a mask #WearAMask

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@TrashPandaFTW @Acosta Thanks mr panda, I appreciate the support

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@mmpadellan @realDonaldTrump Yep. Look at :36. One of my moth buddies is on the screen then flies away. Then at :38 behind is right hand a tan object slowly fades away from where his right hand(viewers left) #flygate #mothgate #GreenScreenDon

[fly_on_pence’s_hair @flyonpenceshai2]

@CNN I followed the mask rules. If a fly can do it anyone can. #WearAMask #WashYourHands #BidenHarris2020