Chris

I'm a struggling writer who is desperately seeking attention.

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@Bosslogic Such great advice!!! I wish I would have done that.

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@Matt_Pinner Indigestion. I’d still fuck it up though. 🤷‍♂️

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@anthonyzenkus I used to not have an opinion of her but now I can’t stand her.

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@AngelaBelcamino God you fucking suck

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@ABC You just jinxed it. 🤦‍♂️

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Exactly

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@DailyLoud Beat 👏his👏ass!👏

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@MandoMichael So cool!

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@DailyLoud Fingers crossed 🤞

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@TMZ @jacob_wass Can he just stroke out already

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@NancyMace No.

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@325AIR1 @ABC Fggot

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@barstoolsports White trash hood shit at the White House. It’s a goddamn embarrassment.

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@spencerpratt You should’ve gotten more crystals, bud.

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@LauraLoomer Bitch, please. Your face is egregious!

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@ABC White trash hillbilly type shit.

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@books_andy My dad showed me Robocop, Predator, and Aliens when I was 4. This newer generation is weak af. 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@LexLuthor_DCU Something about “Superman” is sus. I don’t trust him.

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@JosieMarcellino “Crack level urgency.” 💀🤣🤣🤣

[Chris @flyportlandguy]

@trolltildeath @AngelaBelcamino @shelbystardust Straight up!!