jared

[jared @flyshitonly400]

if there’s no calories on the beer can it doesn’t count against the calorie deficit

[jared @flyshitonly400]

1B, 2B, SS, 3B

[jared @flyshitonly400]

larry david ass scenario

[jared @flyshitonly400]

it’s insane how many role players those mid-to-late 2010’s lakers team produced

[jared @flyshitonly400]

15.6 ppg
5.3 rb
4.2 ast
31.8% 3pt

[Ausars Attorney 💼 @ausarsattorney]

Everyone shut up and watch Ausar pick-up run highlights

[jared @flyshitonly400]

i get it

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

INDE NAVARRETTE turned down a role in Michael Mann’s HEAT 2 to star in X-MEN (via @PageSix)

https://t.co/J36zSyyr3u

[jared @flyshitonly400]

#LastFourWatched

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 👠

[jared @flyshitonly400]

@bigguccicraigy menace ii society love to see it

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 😎

[jared @flyshitonly400]

@DetTruther @HoodiWaymo because moderates are doing so well right now in races vs republicans

[jared @flyshitonly400]

anything for you king

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

People of Michigan please get out and vote for Abdul Sayed. Keep the water clean for all !

[jared @flyshitonly400]

@daysduringnal 😂😂😂

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🤳

[jared @flyshitonly400]

is this ai?

[jared @flyshitonly400]

@nick__xo Jay-dee Durine playoff hoops aged him and Cade 20 years

[jared @flyshitonly400]

@JoestarJokic been listening to the plague on audiobook at the gym. very good so far

[jared @flyshitonly400]

heavy on the olivia wilde praise

[riley @willemhouse]

2027 OSCAR SEASON RULES BEFORE FALL FESTS KICK OFF:
JULIANNE MOORE STANNING = REQUIRED
OLIVIA WILDE CAMPAIGN = PRAISE
PROJECT HAIL MARY PRAISE = BLOCK
ODYSSEY WIN PREDICTIONS OUTSIDE OF TECHS = BLOCK
WILLEM DAFOE HOPEDICTING = ENCOURAGED
OBSESSION = TBA

[jared @flyshitonly400]

imagine wearing these while eating diet ice cream and watching movies omg

[Sneaker News @SneakerNews]

Nike and Hyperice are dropping recovery slides that massage your feet 👀 🦶

Learn more >> https://t.co/hsYhcnO16Z

[jared @flyshitonly400]

ranking 2026 movies i’ve seen

the invite (5/5)
the odyssey (4.5/5)
project hail mary (4/5)
the drama (4/5)
obsession (4/5)
send help (3.5/5)
they will kill you (3/5)
backrooms (3/5)
her private hell (3/5)
mother mary (2.5/5)
tuner (2.5/5)

[jared @flyshitonly400]

t3 net team falls 8 places after upgrading their bench and bringing back all the pieces that made them good

[Ibou, of Self Made @BackupHangman]

1. New York Knicks 55-27
2. Philadelphia 76ers 54-28
3. Toronto Raptors 52-30
4. Indiana Pacers 49-33
5. Boston Celtics 49-33
6. Cleveland Cavaliers 47-35
7. Orlando Magic 46-37
8. Miami Heat 44-38
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9. Detroit Pistons 44-38
10. Washington Wizards 41-41