Fate

Fly and Shy. Learning to come out of my shell. I might run away. No scam zone. No time for nonsense. Respect is reciprocal. Live. Love. Laugh.

[Fate @flyshygal]

Office assistant needed. Must be computer literate. Must have good customer relations. Must have little knowledge of fashion designing. Must be between 19 - 23 years. Must reside around Ipaja axis. Send dm to @isleoffate

[wande @blaccmajek]

Guy you don already get appointment nau, no need to lie again

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you, Tega.

On reading your submission yesterday, I poised myself with 3 possible response scenarios.

1. Flat out ignore you because you're paid to do a job & rationalizing myself would be useless.

2. Descend to adhominems as you've subtly done, call you "stupid" which wouldn't be an insult but a statement of fact - or better still dogwhistle all the stationed ronu slaves on how you passively, twice, used 'amala' degradingly as an ethnic slur.

3. Take apart the 7 paragraphs of lies and half truths.

Let me start by saying,

My generalization was intentional, as it is not my job to teach you how outliers work. If you take a basket of 10 apples, 9 bad apples and 1 good apple. That's a basket of bad apples.

"Back in 2010, I remember I paid just about 35% more than the cost of a fairly used car to get my first new personal car..."

In 2010, naira to USD conversion rates was 122 naira to 1USD. When your Principal took over, it was 750 and today it has doubled.

I'll indulge your digression from BRAND NEW to FAIRLY USED but mathematically, in 15 years - the consequence of buying A FAIRLY USED CAR using your own situation has gotten worse by 7.5 times. The consequence for brand new cars has gotten worse, in 15 years, by 14 times.

How much were you earning in 2010? How much was 35% down payment?

"at ~17% p.a. over 60 months, you’re looking at ~₦238,600 monthly repayments. A salaried worker earning ₦650k/month can manage that comfortably"

Only 2.4% of Nigerians earn above 200K.
3 in every 10 Nigerian worker earns less than 100K monthly.
Only 5% of Nigerians have a networth of 500K.

So tell me, Harry Potter - where would the 238K monthly repayment come from?

and this is based off your "friend's" 16M naira vehicle but market survey pegs new "compact" cars from 2011 to 2014 versions at an average of 32M naira. This is 576K naira monthly repayment plan FOR 60 MONTHS. Again, this is based ON YOUR argument. I ask again.

So tell me, Harry Potter - where would the 576K monthly repayment come from?

"A salaried worker earning ₦650k/month can manage that comfortably"

Another lie. Only the top 1% of Nigerian workers earning 650K per month (again, facts based) - and for now let's not overflog the argument of minimum wage.

At the apex of academia, Professors with decades of experience do not earn up to 600K per month.

Nigerian medical doctors can not live properly on a Doctor's salary without having "side hustles".
A huge% of nurses earn less than 50K.

The average salary of Nigerian lawyers with years of experience, is 150K. A huge% of lawyers earn under 100K.

"In my travels across the world, I see more compact cars on the road than luxury vehicles especially in developed countries."

I hope in those travels, you can see also see the state of the roads because selective blindness is a communicable disease.

So yes, Tega - I didn't stutter and I reiterate.

There's no legal job you can do in Nigeria - blue collar or white collar, where you can save money to buy a BRAND NEW CAR.

Yours weyreystically,

~ Ayo Salako, Minister of Diasporan Orphans. CON, MSSN, RCCG.

[Jerry Eze @RealJerryEze]

👑FROM NSPPD UK ON SATURDAY,
👑GOD IS STILL IN A HURRY!!
👑EVERY EVIL VERDICT MUST BE OVERRULED
👑IT SHALL NOT STAND!!

THRONE ROOM VERDICT- THE KING OF KINGS HAS RULED IN MY FAVOUR (DAY2)

Let us go up against NSPPDIANS and trouble them, and let us make a gap in their wall for ourselves, and set a king over them, the son of Tabel”— thus says the Lord God: “It shall not stand, Nor shall it come to pass. (Isaiah.7:6-7)

👑Tomorrow on NSPPD FIRE ALTAR at 7am Nigerian time we continue to insist on EL-ROI'S VERDICT, every other Verdict will not stand!

👑EXPECT ●●●
●•Operation Break The Spirit Of Haman
●•Operation Let The Manifestation Begin Now
●•Operation New Chapters Are Opened To My Family
●•Operation Congratulations
●•Operation The Heavens Over My Head Is Opened
●•Operation Cover Miles In Destiny
●•Operation Oh Ye Mountain You Must Be Removed
●•Special Prayers For Plans & Projects
●•Prophetic Birthday Declarations

🍽️Covenant Day of Fasting and prayer (Monday and Tuesday- 6AM to 3PM)
✍️Write A "Verdict Note"- 7 Verdicts to be ruled in your favour.
📞Please call up at least 3 new persons to join you into the courtroom of heaven
📺Watch LIVE please. Atmospheres aren't easily recreated.

WHAT GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST!

Declare With Me: NO EVIL VERDICT SHALL STAND. EL-ROI HAS RULED IN MY FAVOUR.

#NSPPD
#7amfireprayers

[Koinonia Global @koinoniaeni]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our dearly beloved Mama — Mummy Apostle!

“The Lord shall increase you more and more, you and your children. Ye are blessed of the Lord which made heaven and earth.” — Psalm 115:14–15 (KJV)

Today, the entire Koinonia Global family rises with joy and heartfelt gratitude to celebrate the priceless gift that you are to us. You are a woman of unwavering faith, relentless strength, and unspeakable love — chosen by God to nurture and release greatness into the world.

Through your quiet sacrifices, fervent prayers, and unwavering support, you have not only raised our father, Apostle Joshua Selman, but have also impacted multitudes across the nations. Your life is a testimony of grace, humility, and the enduring love of Christ. Truly, you embody the heart of a mother to us all.

Mama, we honor you for the seeds you have sown in tears and in joy, seeds that continue to bear fruit in lives and generations yet to come. You are a pillar of strength, a fountain of wisdom, and a reflection of God’s tenderness.

As you step into this new season, may the Lord clothe you with fresh oil and strength. May your days be long, filled with peace, joy, divine health, and the fullness of His blessings. You shall continually rejoice over the works of your hands, and your light will shine ever brighter.

Happy Birthday, Mummy Apostle! We love and celebrate you today and always.

#KoinoniaGlobal

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

Happy Birthday to mama Selman ( the biological mother of Apostle Joshua Selman).

Thank you for the prayers and covenant you made with God to birth a generational voice

One time Apostle said if his Mother is sick , he can even buy the whole pharmacy for her...
And I was like wow

[Jerry Eze @RealJerryEze]

Thank You Family !
Thank You for all your Gifts, Kind Words, Greetings , Extraordinary Outpouring of Love . It definitely means the world to me.
May EL-ROI thank you all for me in Jesus name !!!

[Temi Of ATL🇺🇸🇳🇬 @FavorGrace90]

Nothing will happen to people who choose not to help you. Their refusal doesn’t mean they will suffer or need you in the future. Life is not a Nollywood movie, get up and hustle for your life instead.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I have only one sister.

I've trained her since she was 8, she's currently 23 - this also makes her my daughter

If you're tired of the marriage, return her back to me WITH the children

If you lay hands on my sister, talk more of pestle - one day you'll go out & won't come back.

[Fate @flyshygal]

@StephenCherrym @debrat2k I dey here o!

[Fate @flyshygal]

@StephenCherrym @debrat2k Bros, how far?

[Rex Ruthor, MD @rxbiu]

No country in Africa pays lawmakers ~25 million per month.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Nobody is crediting you $10k tomorrow except you worked legit for it or operating high level clitocurrency.

[Jesus Loves You @John_Matthew_T]

Amen . Thank you Jesus 🙏✝️

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

Throwback to 2016/2017 as President Redeemer’s University Students Association.

[Kairos Dude | Abba’s Billboard @theomide]

Bible verses & prayers from #HallelujahChallenge Day 1

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

My Service is to God!
The Platform is Koinonia!
The Tool Is Koinonia Ushering Department and every other expression the Lord deems fit!

[Kate Amaka Henshaw @HenshawKate]

The labour of our heroes past... o ti lo

[Ugochukwu @EkeVanVictor]

#HallelujahChallenge at night, NSPPD in the morning, Koinonia on Sunday.

Devil right now:

[Apostle Emmanuel Iren @pst_iren]

I have no regrets following this Jesus
None whatsoever

[Nathaniel Bassey @nathanielblow]

GOD IS FAITHFUL. He wants me to let you know this.