Montana💗

[Montana💗 @flytanafly]

people in Yuba be like “I know a place”

[mawoo @raeromt]

Realizing I can run while I’m drunk

[jane @ijanedoll]

they did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy i’m still traumatized as an adult

[Jenni @hashjenni]

how i look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

teachers can remember a class full of students btw

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet

[Montana💗 @flytanafly]

@Loganarnold84 touching

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me manipulating myself so that i don't care and don't get sad

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months

[ally @milfsincrime]

i just know kate mckinnons impression of her on snl would have slapped

[weest @weest]

SHAQ LOOKS LIKE HE ATE THE BLUNT

[RGF @rgfray1]

Zach Bryan coming home to his team telling him his ex turned down the 12 million dollar NDA

[Paign of Truth @danielalwaysoff]

Was he cheating on her with Joanna Coldbeeronafridaynight and Tamylynn Apairofjeansthatfitjustright?

[♈︎ @kidcudihum]

this would work on me

[Patience...🪬 @Patiencexx4]

Planet Fitness we on your ASS

[anamta ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ @triedtruebIue]

i’ve lived a million lives since this tweet

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood