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Prepress, basically

[sloshua @sloshua_]

the blues are a-calling

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@nyanchechy36757 I hope it becomes available on their storefront soon

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@QiaochuYuan @bi_gendian I always add 100ml of lemon juice because it's near unpalatable otherwise

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

America 250 is going well

[nyanchechy @nyanchechy36757]

At LA Anime Expo and bought this gem #fgtwt

[Design Reviewed | Graphic Design History @DesignReviewed]

New content for members. 60 Examples of Czech Typography from 1912, Typografia https://t.co/0abJmKF4BL

[The Water Museum @WaterMuseum_]

Sega Dreamcast Shenmue Drawer Stair Climb Tech discovered

[avary 💚 @kyoruyeye]

“kurt definitely would’ve loved this” im gonna CRYYY

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[Archaeo Store @ArchaeoStore]

Tondo Hound

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Around 510 BC, an Athenian painter drew this right in the center of a vessel people would drink wine from for decades: a dog scratching its ear with its hind leg. No gods, no heroes, no battles. Just an itch.

The cup is currently on display in Gallery 16 at the Ashmolean Museum at Oxford University. It's a red-figure kylix produced in Kerameikos, the potters' quarter of Athens - a wide, shallow wine cup passed from hand to hand at banquets.

The painter is a master scholars call the Euergides Painter. He's named after the signature of the potter he worked with, Euergides. He was active from 515 to 500 BC. That means he worked right in the middle of the transition years when the red-figure technique dethroned the black-figure style.

The dog's appearance is no accident. A long, slender body, pointed snout, thin legs, and erect ears: this is the breed ancient sources call the Laconian (Spartan) hound. The Athenian sportsman and writer Xenophon describes this exact animal in his 4th-century BC treatise on hunting.

The scene's placement is no coincidence either. At a symposium, guests drink from a kylix while reclining. As a guest tilts the cup and finishes the wine, the black background recedes first, then the tondo's circle appears, and finally, the figure at the bottom reveals itself. So, this dog was designed as a surprise visual punchline.

What's truly fascinating is the choice of subject: During those same years, other Athenian painters - most notably Euphronios and Euthymides - were competing to see who could paint the most audacious mythological scenes. Euthymides even wrote on one of his vases, 'Euphronios never could have done this.' The Euergides Painter, on the other hand, drew a scratching dog.

For an Athenian, a hound was both a status symbol and a household member. Dog skeletons have been found in the Kerameikos cemetery. Among the surviving epitaphs is this one: 'This stone holds the white dog from Melita, the most faithful guard of Eumelos. While he lived, they called him Bull.'

According to the Beazley Archive, there are over 237 recorded depictions of dogs in Athenian vase painting. Most are beside their owners, chasing prey, or under the table at a symposium. Yet, very few are depicted completely alone, busy with their own bodily needs. This scratching dog, emerging as the wine drains, is one of those rare moments when an Athenian painter chose to see an animal simply as itself.

[Kimya Dawson @mrskimyadawson]

Sorry for making you wait 12 years. ❤️

[n x d @nxd1979]

christina aguilera nails samantha's cadence and diction better than anyone i've ever seen. and yes some of the 2004 language is dated and cringe, but ultimately the joke here is that samantha is so hot nobody cared or noticed she's trans and neither should you

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

When Halo Reach came out I won a t-shirt from the Bungie forums or something and wore it on a walk (I was 16) and a truck drove by with a bunch of dudes sitting in the bed hooting and hollering "HALO REACH!!! HALO REACH!!! HALO REACH FOREVER!" at me

[BusterSwordBoy (BSB) | Save Discs @BusterSwordBoi]

@GenePark I know it became a meme because of the launch state of No Man's Sky, but there's a reason they're all celebrating over a DISC, not pointing to a file on a monitor

[Jiggly: Trash Enthusiast @Jiggly_333]

Crashing out of the World Cup because you miss Chicago so much is actually completely understandable and, in a way, iconic.

[박쥐를 좋아하는 인간 @batis59]

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[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

Cracking up at what YouTube's AI thinks my next videos should be about