🌸Goobermaxxing🌸

34 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans-Femme 🌧 PDX 🤓 Nerd • • • Whatever you give life you will get back; why be a wallflower when you can be a venus flytrap?

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

I know that it was just a crush, that feeding the dream felt incredible
But even a dog looks like a goddess on a high enough pedestal
Now I know, I know you're just a jackal
I know, I know you're just a jackal

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

I can be a goblin, or a gremlin
Your own personal Rumplestiltskin
Something from a fairy tale
The kind that makes your skin turn pale

#goth #backlit #cape #trans

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

One of the best things my ex did for me was teach me how to kiss good

[♱ 𝖒𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖊 @maryfagdalen3]

trans women are bad at kissing. stop licking my face. stop posting pictures of you two with your open mouths clashing together. ughhhh

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

Noir

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

I still haven't found what I'm looking for...

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

I feel like this is about to get real existential, real quick

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

Had a speakeasy-themed birthday party where I played bartender for all of my friends!

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

Please stop talking like this

[Juliet @XSTR4NGE_0NEX]

its wild how ive been on hrt for 5 years but because I started at 20 im just chopped permanently and its over

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

@rarestbarbie I thought Yik Yak was dead

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

This is actually the best evidence for the Ottomans being the inheritors of the Roman Empire

[Makalaurë @Elvish_Harper]

One has to wonder what the Ottomans were thinking. They created a military force capable of easily defeating every other force in their empire, but composed it entirely of racial enemies and deliberately chose not to fully convert them to Islam.

You would think there might be negative consequences for doing something like this - and there were! Roughly every five minutes, the Janissary corps, who were raised specifically to care for nothing but money, would decide they weren't being paid enough, and would ravage the entire empire, execute half of the government, and order the Sultan to double their wages at saber point.

It was perhaps the most foolish system ever devised, but the Sultans were simply too scared of the Janissaries to ever do anything about it. One of the greatest self-owns in all of human history.

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

Ok weird question. What exactly is the 'rich doll estradiol' and how does it differ from normal estradiol?

[barbie★ @rarestbarbie]

is nobody gonna talk about how all the rich doll estradiol comes from spain and if he cuts off all trade

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

Question; is it really treated as 100% for sure narrative fact that Paul and Leto II are definitely 100% right and justified in everything they do? Like the books seem to mostly be from their viewpoints but it seems like theres lots of people who go "hey thats fucked up" in them

[phillip @philliplede]

Herbert attempted to sell his books as anti-messianic: a narrative caution against deifying political or religious leaders for fear that they might turn out evil.

Unfortunately, he created a world in which a messiah—and a tyrannical one at that—is metaphysically necessary for the survival of the species. Paul Atreides and his scions can see the future, and are compelled to commit grave evils for the sake of a greater good that they alone can foresee. This is the claim every strongman makes, but in the case of the Atreides, it is actually true.

Herbert constructs the one world in which blind political messianism might actually be merited.

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

God I really felt this look so hard is this how goth people feel all the time?

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

Yeah I'm in my goth era

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

I'm still waiting for this to work for me

[10qi @_10qi]

growing up is realizing being pathetic is lowk a viable dating strategy

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

Shit am I peter panning

[chopped sashimi @chuncmoder]

when the 36 year old divorced woman peter panning at the after party starts trauma dumping on a gram of horse tranq

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

I love a mean girl

[JD Jurado @jd_jurado]

Jax is kinda like vriska serket

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

Pointing at the dead frog girl: She just like me fr

[Loopimay 🩷 @loopimay]

@flytrapfields I turned to my ex-Mormon friend too, she started pointing at the screen and whispering "she's just like me, she's just like me!" lol

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

It was so weird watching this in theatres sitting between my two friends, and when Ribbit talks about being ex-Mormon I can just feel them both turn to look at me

[Loopimay 🩷 @loopimay]

People also forget that Ribbit is an ex-Mormon. She left a religion notorious for ostracizing ex-members. She mentions regretting cutting off her parents, and then Jax makes her relive that trauma by forcefully cutting her off. No wonder Ribbit wasn't reaching out to anyone else.

[🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields]

In the longrun it is probably for the best that the older more experienced trans girl I was into turned me down but god damn I wanted her validation so bad