I was walking at the city this morning, and all of a sudden a rabbi came up from the sewers and showed me this image. He told me “you will never have this”, then got back underground and went away.
The way I would sprint over to show off my grip strength. "Alright, stand back folks. Watch a master at work." I pull the bars apart with ease. *everyone claps* "But wait, there's more." I then hold the baby above my head and tear it in half, the claps turn into shrieks of horror