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olive enjoyer

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Thinking like this will actually save you

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

layering perfumes is a bad bitch sport

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

England when it doesn’t matter anymore

[natalie @liltoejams]

OH MY GOD

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i think it’s beautiful when a man is able to look past my mental disorder and love me for my boobs

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me when someone tries to interrupt my routine and strict schedule that only i know about:

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

mog that loser and move the fuck on

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[ms.ramos @thekaylaramos]

On a long drive plotting world domination

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[z🧚🏼‍♀️ @FlZZY7]

@KMClovesDEC @SarahJa58058242 @mryoung151 so u weren’t a young sahm tradwife in any sense of what’s being discussed. u just threw in ur unrelated story to discount sth u never experienced anyway