Nigerians, do not mind Dr Abati. Make sure you set up your own parallel INEC and situation rooms on election day. It is not a crime to have your own; the only crime is when you declare the final results. Nigerians, do not be fooled for the second time.
— Rufai Oseni, after a heated in-studio exchange on Arise this morning about having a parallel INEC.
🚨 ASAP Rocky finally speaks on Rihanna’s alleged insistence on a prenup before marriage
🎙️“I don’t understand Rihanna’s obsession with me signing a prenup. I’m not even as rich as her, yet she wants 50% of my property if I cheat. I don’t want that at all. I want a normal marriage. I’m not planning to cheat on her or take anything from her.
But if she’s still standing firm on the prenup, then I’ll have to ask for a DNA test for the kids too. I need to know that the children I’m protecting financially are actually mine before I sign anything.“
“I Resigned As a Banker When Canada Permanent Residency offer came. My Wife/Kids Left Before Me. I Had To Stay Back In Nigeria Because The Bank Needed To Audit My Position, So I Couldn’t Go With Them immediately. When My Wife Got To Canada, She Blocked Me”
Xabi Alonso was begging Ronaldo to let him take the penalty since he had not scored a goal for Madrid yet.
Alonso took the ball from him and placed it on the spot, Ronaldo stepped all the way back to the edge of the box and watched. He refused to celebrate with his teammates after the penalty kick was converted, he simply turned around and walked back toward the halfway line for kickoff.
Madrid were already winning 6-2 against Villarreal. 😭
Ella se hizo famosa de la nada con un video un poco estúpido de panqueques y luego migró al porno bizarro…..
Es Increíble como esta muchacha tiene videos donde le meten la lengua en el ano
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: HUGE controversy in Argentina despite their 7-0 win over Burkina Faso.
Argentina covered Burkina Faso’s travel costs, but several senior players were unhappy with the low-cost flight and decided NOT to travel.
Burkina Faso therefore sent a squad made up almost entirely of U23 players, whose flight arrived in Buenos Aires just THREE HOURS before kick-off.
Argentina went on to win 7-0, with local media describing the match as “more of an embarrassment than a friendly.”
“As I arrived home to have some rest, I started having seizures, the security guard rushed with a spatula on my teeth, hospital confirmed I was dead; thankfully, I always have US🇺🇸 Visa and left for the US🇺🇸, MRI confirmed tumor in my brain, I had surgery and my penis stopped working”
—Julius Agwu
Michael Jordan hasn't played a game in 23 years and Nike still pays him $260 million a year. Messi just found an even better deal. He became a Disney cartoon.
The show follows Leo, a kid from Argentina who gets pulled into a fantasy world ruled by giants and has to outsmart them, loosely modeled on the undersized kid Messi actually was. Sony Pictures built it, Messi executive produces, and Disney is distributing it globally in English, Spanish, and a dozen other languages.
That design choice is the whole business. Jordan's $7 billion a year brand runs on adults who remember 1998, and nostalgia has a shelf life of about one generation. An animated character doesn't age, doesn't retire, and doesn't need the audience to have ever watched a match.
Disney perfected this machine a century ago. Mickey debuted in 1928 and still prints money because the character gets handed down parent to kid, generation after generation. Messi is plugging his name into that exact pipeline while his Inter Miami deal runs through 2028.
Jordan monetized the adults who watched him play. Messi is building a hero for kids who never will.