Francesca

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

Marriage is a husband that still wants to bump uglies with you despite you texting them that you're gonna shit yourself at least once a day

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

The binding is fragile!!!!!

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

my brain hurts

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

2024
read
thrift
laugh
take meds

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

I really don't like the way I salivate when I watch a slime tik tok

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

Have I ever met someone who sent an influencer fan mail to their PO box

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

Just giggling life is so wild rn

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

Stop what you're doing and go watch the hall monitor episode of SpongeBob Right. Now.

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫨

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

Is it insane to think that if it's advertised as a stocking stuffer it would actually fit in a stocking

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

I saw a tik tok about puppies that are dachshund and golden retriever mixes. I wanted to see what grown ones looked like so I immediately googled golden wieners...... it didn't work out

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

Still true

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

Still true

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

I'm a hater!!!!!!

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

@mrjane_713 I would love that

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

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[Francesca @fmaniIla]

my kids are far enough out of the baby stage that I look at them and simply cannot understand how I grew them inside of me?????????? Like that's not real they just existed one day

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

I am so immune to caffeine and I understand that's not the right side of this to be but it is wild to me that some people get wired for the day from one too many diet cokes

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

@pactirk corporate would look good on u

[Francesca @fmaniIla]

I'm so horny for books!!