mdk

🌜mistress of metaphors🌛 she/her

[mdk @theonlymdk]

cuteness overload: i taught my grandma how to facetime bc i’ll be gone for so long and i called as soon as i got to flo and honestly she was so giddy just to see me!! 😭❤️ she just kept saying “this is so fun! this is so exciting!” i’m legit crying rn

[Papa Crave @PapaCrave]

Frater Imperator says he’s currently stuck in the Backrooms:

“This is not my office. How did I get here?”

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

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[#1 angel @BLAMElTONYOU]

and when i say this album will be remembered in 20 years as one of the greats and a landmark of this weird ass timeline before ai takes over im being genuinely so serious.

[ִֶָ @itrygraphics]

LOUDER 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻THE 👏🏻ONES 👏🏻IN 👏🏻THE 👏🏻BACK

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Charlie Kirk, the ultra-conservative media personality.

[🪷ً @ethereaIised]

sam smiths comment about this not having enough “cunt” was so freaking irritating the modern idea that all drag has to be so snatched and cinched sickening boots diva corset is driving me insane

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

vanish into you by lady gaga is not a song. it’s a full-body experience. she grabbed me by the throat and screamed FEEL THIS! and i did.

[Info Lady Gaga @infogagabr]

I’m not crying you are

[AUNT GLADYS 🌼💄 @AuntGladys217]

bragging about withdrawing from the world health organization and the human rights council……… #SOTU #StateOfTheUnion

[LⱯDY GⱯGⱯ NOW🪞 @ladygaganownet]

Lady Gaga’s Glambot at the #SNL50 Anniversary special.

[nell @lesIiebens]

the “trump will save tiktok” promise is designed to distract you from shit like this btw

[Mija Massacr @HerNameIsMija]

A little bit of herstory! Last night the phrase “House Down Boots” was used at the Golden Globes… a term coined by the legendary Mexican Transexual Showgirl, Erica Andrews.
And that’s how her legacy lives on. ✨

[Jim the hermit @SleepyJim0]

The WHO is recommending, right now in 2025, to wear a mask in crowded areas to help prevent the spread of COVID-19.
So it’s not why am I wearing a mask when I’m in the supermarket, it’s why aren’t you?
PS Waitrose this a.m., cashier hacking up a lung, no masks anywhere obviously!

[⭒Balimbing⭒ @JustineLucyyink]

Apparently using ✨ means something made with A| now?? Bro fuck you I love using that emoji you're taking that from me too???
Fuck you and the prompt you came on

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

waited five years to do this

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx shares her ‘BRAT’ manifesto from summer of 2023:

“The artwork for BRAT will be obnoxious, arrogant and bold. Some people will hate it.”

[y🏳️‍🌈şenaz @aysenein]

It always goes like this. We can pull out hundreds of papers to prove Covid is seriously bad for your body, but people who call it mild have nothing to show or say besides “well I got over it”. Ok bet, you won’t much longer, what then.

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2024 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

people who say “why do we need [fine arts, humanities degrees, mid-budget films] when they don’t make a ton of money?” are insufferable. why do we need chrysanthemums? why do we need bonfires or baleen whales or the color blue? we just do. we just do.