Fernando Martinez

Not the baseball player. The other one.

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@atomiclobsters Find you someone that cares about you as much as a neighborhood Facebook group cares about dogs freaking out about fireworks on the 4th of July. 💥

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@SeanAzze The Curse: “It’s dark, but strangely uplifting”

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@rawsalerts Isn’t this the plot to the “Hypnotize” video?

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@SeanAzze You do windows? I thought you were a Mac guy!!

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@badnewsbarrett It’s cool that Olive Garden takes their “when you’re here you’re family” stance very seriously.

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@LukeHurd VR all looking forward to it…oh…I’ll see myself out, thanks.

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@LukeHurd What do you mean? They showed the garbage bag carrying case.

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@SarahHuckabee You’re only saying this because he’s not on Twitter, right?

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@LukeHurd @Accenture @Nike @Disney @Microsoft @EpicGames @Roblox @Meta They listing out “guru” or “ninja” roles out yet? Those are my favorite!

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@lila_engel Drawful. Great game for people that can’t draw. Frustrating game for people that can. Does require a little hardware and everyone needs a phone. So much fun.

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@gdavies60 @shannonrwatts When you get dressed in a phone booth, what do you expect?

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@DylanWa68690046 “Four Seasons Total Landscaping”

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15 years ago tonight, Tony Soprano and his family met at their favorite ice cream parlor for some onion rings. The meal ended with

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@SeanAzze Yep! Graduated Maga Cum Laude

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Hi @AmericanAir. Don’t get me wrong, I love La Bamba. But watching a movie that begins AND ENDS with plane crashes while on a plane? Bold move!

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@Eve6 You forgot chimichangas, but yeah that’s about it.

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@PadresGeekster

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@UploadVR @LukeHurd They’re releasing a headset named after an even more obscure Jerky Boys character.

[Fernando Martinez @fmartinez80]

@ajdewerd “Ummm…That’s not the kind of interest I wanted you to show me.”