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Full Time 36 year old Football Manager. Part time comedian. This twitter page is football managers version of Anne Franks diary.

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@VodafoneUK Can I change my order from “black” to gold?

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@VodafoneUK What’s the wait time on placing an order for a XS max and delivery?

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Hello.....

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Hola Senors, so.... What the fuck have I missed??

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Guess this will be removed @FootballManager for the window update.... ☺️#arsenal #Aubemayang

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Agreed these are donkey shit pictures but it does show the basic outline of this beauty!

[Roastman Pat @notmartinclunes]

Liverpool brought VVD to appease the fans this month and to take the focus 100% away from selling Couts and letting Studge leave on loan. No body coming into the club till the summer. No ambition or desire to want to win anything these days! Sad days ahead I feel for @LFC

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👍🏻👍🏻 https://t.co/VQZHuWtYk3

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Klopp doesn’t want auba, as he knows what a loose cannon he is off the pitch.... would go agaisnt everything he stands for since freezing sakho out the club. Shame as he’s exactly what @LFC need inside that 12 yard box! Salah, Bobby, Mane and Auba uptop would be dreamy!

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...of klopp and @LFC Screenshots to follow and prepare yourself for goals scored column.... O M to the G girlfriend. 2/2

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Soooo hello.... Got mad frustrated with FM so I had a choice of punching my laptop over and over till it bled laptop blood or switch it off and have a sabbatical.... The GF chose the later for me... ANYWAYS... new save... new tatic 3-4-3 low-key based on the high pressing... 1/2

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Woah so my last all winning save with arsenal got wiped some how.... gutting! How ever... I started again and made some mad signings... plus I had a clear out to help.... 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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This just happened..... Most penalty’s I’ve ever been involved in!!

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Jesus wept I’ve just seen the video of Kyle Laffertys bird..... That’ll keep me going for a few months!! 💦💦 #kylelafferty #football

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End of the first season with @Arsenal and a complete clean sweep.... plus a really weird game with Crystal Palace... three penalty’s, two own goals, and 5 goals for Lacazette....

Onwards now with transfer window and only signing in is VVD 😁

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Nearing the end of the first season and things are nicely placed....
Chelsea up next in the league.... 😳😐

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Seeing all these fm managers being signed up to be the manager of the respective clubs online.....

@OUFCOfficial fancy giving me the privilege to take the yellows into the promise land?? #iamtheleftsidelondonroad

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Anybody ever done a save as Man Utd and completely ruined them by selling everybody “good” and letting them get relegated repeatedly....

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@WorkTheSpace 🤙🏻🤙🏻

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@WorkTheSpace Love Read Madrid.... them boys really are on the same page... 🤙🏻

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Goes to bed at 11:30 after a ten hour marathon on FM...

Sets alarm for 5:30 for work....

Wakes himself and his laptop up and been playing since 2:31....

Who needs sleep anyway...

#longdayahead